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[valleytinworks]

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

 

[warrior24]

haha very funny

 

[glockman99]

haha very funny

...But true...

 

[Nordic Viking]

While funny, it's factually incorrect. Cheney and Bush are never in transit at the same time. This is because if there's an accident and Cheney dies, Bush can automatically step in and run the country

 

[T.K.C.]

ROFLAO!! THAT was very, very funny!! Nordic Viking, that was awesome!!

 

[Quiet Storm]

NV,
instant classic.

 

[Tiewas]

why only 56 million?

 

[TexasNativeDRJH]

He may have forgotten the 2 in front of it, last I heard the U.S. population was about 256 million.

 

[Nordic Viking]

56 million = people who didn't vote for the passengers.

The same joke gets repeated every four-eight years, always with different passengers. 2008 will see the end of Air Force One jokes though, since the president will be using a broom

 

[Quiet Storm]

He may have forgotten the 2 in front of it, last I heard the U.S. population was about 256 million.

More like 300 million.

 

[warrior24]

its just a joke the number dosent have to be close you get the picture anyways