Jonny's 999th post - CHAT THREAD

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So...there were a few posts in my giveaway thread that disrupted the flow.
Bladite was generous enough to blast those posts into the deep nether regions of the internet.
I think the giveaway thread has a lot of potential, and has turned out hilarious so far.
Beckerheads, feel free to participate. Just make sure to read the rules...they're pretty simple.
To those who have yet to post, here is the link: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/1011616-999th-post-Giveaway-quot-The-Greatest-Story-Ever-Told-quot

And as always, if you have questions or comments, don't hesitate to PM or email me.
Thanks.
 
Good that Bladite got the posts out that didn't belong, but it is a losing battle. No matter how much you post not to chat, or derail, or in bold red letters the rules, someone always comes along and throws a wrench in it. Reading is fundamental, but it appears a lot of people have forgotten that these days.
 
Reading is fun-and-mental! But Im still trying to figure out what barlow is............
 
Good that Bladite got the posts out that didn't belong, but it is a losing battle. No matter how much you post not to chat, or derail, or in bold red letters the rules, someone always comes along and throws a wrench in it. Reading is fundamental, but it appears a lot of people have forgotten that these days.

Yeah, I know what you mean.
Well, hopefully some folks will see this thread first before they enter the giveaway.
 
I've really enjoyed your contest so far Jonny, I used to be really into writing so this one really appealed to me.
 
I've really enjoyed your contest so far Jonny, I used to be really into writing so this one really appealed to me.

I've enjoyed it a lot too.
After reading it all after the first day I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
I hope we can get more participation.
 
So...there were a few posts in my giveaway thread that disrupted the flow.
Bladite was generous enough to blast those posts into the deep nether regions of the internet.

Not really. He just puts them in his wood shed.
 
This guy may bogart all the weed, but he writes a good post. :D

Meanwhile at the Biscuit Hole, Sqoon, Moose, Guyon, and Worldwood were discussing their next move.

"Guyon, we need your helicopter egress strap cutter serrated sickle prototype thing. It is the only weapon that can defeat the evil Arkanian," explained Moose.

After some digging through boxes, Guyon brought forth the mighty helicopter egress strap cutter serrated sickle prototype thing, and they admired it in all its serrated glory. "With this helicopter egress strap cutter serrated sickle prototype thing, we shall defeat Arkanian and his minions," exclaimed Guyon.

Suddenly, in through the biscuit door, burst Hawk590. "Let's go. the enemy is attacking," he shouted.

"Who's attacking, the orcs?" asked Sqoon.

"No, we've ripped off Tolkien enough, Zombies," explained Moose.

"But Zombies aren't real," said TMHunt.

"Hey Tim, when did you get here?"

"I've been here the whole time," said TMHunt.

"Glad you could make it, Tony."

"Yeah, welcome aboard, Toby."

"Let's go. Come on!" shouted Hawk.

"I have the helicopter egress strap cutter serrated sickle prototype thing. Let's do this," said Guyon.

"What's that for?" asked Hawk.

"The helicopter egress strap cutter serrated sickle prototype thing, the weapon that will defeat Arkanian and his Zombies," said Moose.

"That's silly. I have a silenced .45. Let's just use that," said Hawk.

"Okay."

And Sqoon, Moose, Guyon, Worldwood, Tobias, and Hawk rushed out through the biscuit door to do battle against the forces of evil.
 
Ah man not a bogart artist. I say sharing is caring but some like the twix method better! If im ever near saturatedshadow i know what to hide :)


That was a great add in to the contest though!
 
No idea if he was holding or not. Derek kept screaming that he was bogarting all the weed, and SS just grinned at him. :p
 
I cant say for certain but he prolly just didnt want moose finding out he had any. I have yet to see a picture of moose that doesnt look like he had been riding in a van with cheech and chong, just saying...
 
I'm not sure what you mean.

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I apologize for my dumb post, I had no intentions of derailing the story. I had a little bit to drink and.... Yea you know how that goes. Sorry Jonny. Insert slap in back of head now!
 
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