Just a thought...

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How about a television show showcasing knives and their makers, reviews, the knifemaking process, some tutorials, etc? That would sure broaden the general public's views on knives, and maybe guns later on.
 
Why stop at a single show? These days, there's a channel for everything. I was at a friend's house the other day and they were watching the Dog channel. A channel with only shows about dogs. If dogs can have their own channel, so can we.

Of course, there'd be "The Antique Knife Roadshow" with Bernard Levine and friends traveling all over the country looking at people's knives. "This Old Knife", the care and restoration of old knives. "The New Yankee Forge," making traditional-style knives with new methods.

"Raw with Knives -- Professional Wrestling With An Edge." Don't worry, it's all fake.

"The Evening Knife News." "Knifeline," our weekly news magazine program. And "Thrust/Counter-Thrust" our issues debate program.

"As the Balisong Turns," the ongoing story of two unlikey characters who wander from knife show to knife show trying to get some respect.

"Weekend at the Ballet" about the roll of knives in modern dance hosted by Spark now that we know his real interest.

And, to close the evening, we'd follow the "Evening Knews" with "The ToKnife Show with Vampire Gerbil" and then "Late Knife with Tim Herman."



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Chuck
Balisongs -- because it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!
http://www.balisongcollector.com
 
We don't need any more shows with knives... there is a great comedy on every week. It's called the Knife Collector's Show and its shown on the Home Shopping Network or some other Shop at Home TV channel.

I only watched it a couple times, but believe me, it was really funny stuff. This surgical stainless steel, 440 stainless, is the best steel in the world. These knives from our Tactical 9 series are carried by the Special Forces, the FBI, and other Black Ops specialists.
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And look at this armor piercing tan-toe! It is also made from Surgical Stainless steel in Pakistan!
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Most of the trash they sell is Frost Cutlery, made in the fake China (communist nation that has stolen the land from the true Chinese, the Republic of China on Taiwan) and in Pakistan.

-Chang, Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
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