Just admit it, we all do it!

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Tiny86

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I mean common, especial when there is a good movie or show on. You just HAVE to stroke your INFI. I mean hey, I do it. I admit it. Idle hands are Jerry’s playground. Many a night I sit there with my AK or an FFBM, and just go to town. Every now and then I’ll go crazy and through in a Sig 226, or a Dumpster Mutt. It’s my special happy time! It’s my INFI and I’ll do what I want with it!!

So what’s your method of choice? (Trust me, You’ll feel much better after you talk about it!):p
 
Right now I have a Skelly warden and a G26.

I guess thats why my palms are all hairy.
 
You know you're going to go blind doing that.


If you accidentally stick it in your eye anyway.

;)
 
So true! I fondle my INFI's whenever my hands aren't busy. Usually my AK, but I'll stroke my FBM once and awhile.
 
My guess is harry palms are not in play while stroking your INFI. Since the edge will shave off any hair.
 
guilty as charged.

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The best part (for me) is falling asleep with my SHBM 1/300, and waking up to see it still in my hands.:foot:
 
My Mojo is under my pillow every night....what......well you never know who might break in! It's not like a teddy bear.....I'm...I'm... just protecting my family. I'm not like you crazy fondlers.....nope never done that.
 
Guilty, guilty, guilty. I'm a serial knife fondler. I have a drawer full of knives in my desk at work just in case my hands get bored. At home I sit on the floor in front of my open collector's chest whenever I watch TV, playing with my knives. When I walk my dogs I keep my folder in my hands and flip it around pretty much all the time. I'm a weirdo. I'm fondling a brand new GEC Scout with golden paper micarta at this very moment. Pure joy.
 
i thought i was the only one.....

my close friends are used to it, but it can get kind of awkward when they bring over someone new, and i'm sitting there fondling a battle mistress while watching airwolf on dvd....

right now, the most fondled pieces are my ruger bisley in 45 colt, and my banned FBM...

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I strop mine to a fine polish and cut pieces of paper when I am bored. The gun thing as well.
 
Ok... Ya caught me! My name is Jaxx, and I'm an INFIholic... It's been 3 days since I last bought any INFI... Sitting here fine tuning an already sharp comp finish Hell Razor... now it's hella sharp and I have no hair left anywhere on my arms & legs! :eek: ..."Knifer's mange" I think this is called. :o :D:D ...Also in the process of ordering a Mashed Cat sheath for it and a Shiva Rex piggyback while watching Jericho reruns on the computer...

There... I admitted it. Are ya happy now??? :D:D LOL
 
Seriously... you peeps need a girlfriend :D

Maybe it's the difference in culture between Europe and the US ;)

ps: I do admit that from time to time I take out my knife collection and check'em out, but never whilst watching tv or in my bedroom... think it would set a bad example for the kids and the missus wouldn't like it.
 
Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I keep knives laying around in most every room, and pick them up to fondle and play with several times a day.

I've been doing it for 30 years and havn't went blind yet.
 
I never do that stuff. I just sharpen and clean them with my skin. It's all about maintenance.
 
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Guilty.

I usually light some candles, put on some Barry White, and.......... Well, lets just say there's a mirror involved. :o
 
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