You know Mrs. Shotgunner. I suggest we play a fun little forum game. We try and sell as many Rat Pack subscriptions as we can. All the money goes into a pot. whoever gets the most money by the end of the month wins half of the pot. Then we split up the remaining cash a few times and donate it to Aryan Supremacist groups and Hezbolah under the names randomly drawn from those that didn't read the sticky. Just to see how many of them we can get them on terrorist watch lists.
Unfortunately I fear we'd actually raise enough money to assist them.