Just curious...

[samwereb]

How many Emerson knives have been sold/made so far?

 

[jbravo]

That's an easy one: Take the number of Angels that can dance on the head of a pin, divide it by the average number of months your custom orders are overdue, and multiply the cube root by the mass of an electron neutrino times C squared. And that's just for handmade folders.

Actually, no one knows - that's what adds to the mystique and wonderment.

 

[David T]

I thought you have to divide that formula by 3?

I almost fell out of my chair when I read that one.