Just got off the phone with Shomer-tec

Eric Isaacson

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I just spoke to Jeff at Shomer-tec www.shomertec.com and he mentioned they were having a closeout sale on some of their products.

Unfortunately they don't have any Rat's on sale ;) but they do have a lot of other products that I thought some of you guys might want to get in on.

:D:D
 
How do you say "I'll take it" on the 1952 SARRACEN MK1 ARMORED PERSONNEL CARRIER??? :eek:
 
There "special ingredients" line has some :confused: interesting:confused: stuff:

''The "Evacuator" is made from a unique natural bark. When mixed with food or liquid, it will cause total uncontrollable "evacuation." Via the natural route. Stand CLEAR! Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.

Who would consent to use this ? :eek:
 
TBAUGH7 said:
There "special ingredients" line has some :confused: interesting:confused: stuff:

''The "Evacuator" is made from a unique natural bark. When mixed with food or liquid, it will cause total uncontrollable "evacuation." Via the natural route. Stand CLEAR! Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.

Who would consent to use this ? :eek:

Ahhh such fun. Something I could really use when the inlaws visit. "Hate to cut the visit short but......." :D
 
TBAUGH7 said:
There "special ingredients" line has some :confused: interesting:confused: stuff:

''The "Evacuator" is made from a unique natural bark. When mixed with food or liquid, it will cause total uncontrollable "evacuation." Via the natural route. Stand CLEAR! Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.

Who would consent to use this ? :eek:

Just hold some brownies out and shout "do you consent to eat this?!!" :thumbup:
 
I've tried that bark. It works fast. Called Cascara or "Chittum" (probably so as not to offend the Christians) bark here in the Northwest. I chewed on a twig briefly to show some other people how it smelled like medicine. In about 15 minutes, I was hopping over logs for cover, trying to pull my pants down in time as the unique "ballistic butt" ingredient took hard effect. Fortunately I did get out of it alive. I just point at it now.
 
I'm with Paddling_man. I want this item to liven up those daily commutes...

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For anyone interested, Shomer-Tec is also selling blue balls for $5.60.
 
Was going to order 100 feet of tan paracord.

For a $5.60 order, shipping is $13.

I think I'll pass.
 
Guyon said:
I'm with Paddling_man. I want this item to liven up those daily commutes...

sar_med.jpg


For anyone interested, Shomer-Tec is also selling blue balls for $5.60.


I would go for the German Manufacturing no problem - but the "Blue Balls" are just so over the top! :D
 
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