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jonnymac44

jonnymac44

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Well, we've had extremely dry winters for several years now here in Northern California, and the rationing was all set to go into effect. This past week or so though, it has been raining NON-STOP, and I'm sure the flood is imminent.

With this in mind, I've constructed an ark large enough for my family, myself, and TWO of every Kershaw model in an effort to save myself and the knives we love from extinction at the hands of the rising waters!!;) I've got most things covered, but thought I'd come here for just a bit of help from the faithful......

That being said:

Brad, I'm one short on the TiZDP Mini Cyclones!:o

Spiral,there are a couple of Bumps that I'm missing;)

And Dave, I'm gonna have to ask you to open the vault for a small collection of classics if it's not too much trouble.:thumbup:

Thomas, you can fill in any gaps.

Thanks to you all, and wish me luck staying afloat!!! I'll see you all again when we reach dry land! AHOY, mateys!!:cool:
 
Just mail your Kershaw's to me and I would be happy to take care of them until you reach land. :D
 
With all this rain and the sea level rising, the Kershaw Ark sounds like a good idea for you coastal dwellers. Kind off like that vault in Norway with all the seeds.
 
Right. Send all your knives (Kershaw and otherwise) to me, here in middle America. I'll keep them secure while you steer towards the coast of Arizona (after the Peoples' Republik of Kalifornia slides off into the ocean). That way they'll stay dry, and I'll give them back to you (honest!) once you make it inland.
 
Should you find yourself in need of a mountaintop storage facility, give me a ring up here in TN :D
 
Shore08 said:
Should you find yourself in need of a mountaintop storage facility, give me a ring up here in TN :D
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Nope, too close to a coast. If the water rises near CA, it rises all over the world, including the Atlantic coast. No, much safer with me, mid-continent.
 
riffraff said:
Nope, too close to a coast. If the water rises near CA, it rises all over the world, including the Atlantic coast. No, much safer with me, mid-continent.
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Ahhh, but up here on good ole Rockytop, we are pretty safe from the floodwaters. Plus us good ole boys are pretty handy with a canoe or a johnboat :D
 
riffraff said:
Nope, too close to a coast. If the water rises near CA, it rises all over the world, including the Atlantic coast. No, much safer with me, mid-continent.
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Tennessee is on the Atlantic Coast? What happened to North Carolina?
 
"Rocky Top?"

Puh-lease.

You guys are about the most indecisive people I've ever seen. C'mon, seven state songs?!? JFC, pick one, already!

:p
 
they are safest in Ohio, namely cincy. why you ask? because Cincy is 10 years AT LEAST behind the rest of the world. So they would be safe as no flood would ever hit us
 
jonnymac44 said:
Well, we've had extremely dry winters for several years now here in Northern California, and the rationing was all set to go into effect. This past week or so though, it has been raining NON-STOP, and I'm sure the flood is imminent.

With this in mind, I've constructed an ark large enough for my family, myself, and TWO of every Kershaw model in an effort to save myself and the knives we love from extinction at the hands of the rising waters!!;) I've got most things covered, but thought I'd come here for just a bit of help from the faithful......

That being said:

Brad, I'm one short on the TiZDP Mini Cyclones!:o

Spiral,there are a couple of Bumps that I'm missing;)

And Dave, I'm gonna have to ask you to open the vault for a small collection of classics if it's not too much trouble.:thumbup:

Thomas, you can fill in any gaps.

Thanks to you all, and wish me luck staying afloat!!! I'll see you all again when we reach dry land! AHOY, mateys!!:cool:
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anything you need brother, I've got your back. Seeings how I am the adviser though, I strongly suggest that you seek God in this endeavor , not merely mortal man !!
 
kershawguy said:
anything you need brother, I've got your back. Seeings how I am the adviser though, I strongly suggest that you seek God in this endeavor , not merely mortal man !!
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LOL, good advice Dave!!:D

Just an update for all you guys.... Water continues to rise at an alarming rate!!:eek: I've been out in the garage workin' on the ark since my original post. Makin' good progress, looks like I'm going to have plenty of room. I like all of youz' guys' attitudes on this matter. When you get together and decide who's donating what, just have it sent to:

Paulie Gatto
1 Big Boat
Middle of the new ocean, USA:thumbup:

Look out Tennessee, the water's comin!!!!
 
like offsetlover said, send them to ohio but to me instead :D. i would tune them all up super scarry sharp while i was checking them out ;)
 
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