Just ordered me a Tarwar

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Woo hoo!

should get here just about the time as my back ordered Emerson Karambit.

;)
 
I was thinking of gettin' one of thems...

Let me know how heavy it is and how it wields one handed.

Canada customs should have it at your door by July. :rolleyes: :)
 
You're number 47 on the list of people who want to come to my house and beat me up.

Number 46 is Uncle Bill.

:rolleyes: :)
 
i don't want to beat you up bruise!

i'm just the mystery solvin' type.
 
What mystery is this?

Is this one of those cold case thingies?

The dead guy you found in your back yard... I didn't put him there.
 
the mystery of the forum Bruise.

Who is this Bruise Lee?
Where does he live?
Who does he work for?

Why is he Bruise Lee?

AMERICA WANTS TO KNOW

:eek:
 
BruiseLeee said:
What mystery is this?

Is this one of those cold case thingies?

The dead guy you found in your back yard... I didn't put him there.
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"Killed... by an icicle shaped like a khukuri! Which one of us could have molded and frozen this awful weapon?" - Colombo voice.


Hmmmm...


Ad Astra
 
BruiseLeee said:
You're number 47 on the list of people who want to come to my house and beat me up.

Number 46 is Uncle Bill.

:rolleyes: :)
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Dave, If they ever find your body impaled on a red flower, we'll know what happened. :D
 
Dave Hahn said:
Why is he Bruise Lee?
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My cousin and I were watching a Bruce Lee documentary one afternoon. On it was his Hollywood screen test where he introduced himself and said, "My name is Lee, Bruce Lee." However, with his Hong Kong accent, it sounded like "My name is Leee, Bruise Leee." We shed tears of mirth.

Back in the days before Al Gore invented the internet... Bulletin boards didn't allow one to use spaces in their login names. I still don't use one even though it is allowed in these high tech times. I think the last time I searched ICQ, there were about 8 other variations of the Bruise Lee name. Plus there is a Bruise Lee on bladefoums somewhere.

I used to play online video games under the guise but too many semi-literate people used to tell me that there were only two Es in Lee.

The other stuff is boring and not worthy of note.

:yawn:
 
Bruise is a private person.


Dave, I always wanted a Tarwar too. None of this silly thin-metaled fast stuff, give me the steel, let me ride with the Huns.


Sort of the Kabar of the sword set.


munk
 
According to the terms of the sentencing judge, BL is allowed internet access as long as he doesn't reveal his location, his real name, what he was convicted of; that he not sell any spiritual blessings or body parts any more, that he apologize to the bear, and should the bear accept the apology, that BL may be given a suspended sentence.


Tough judge, but hell, when you consider what went on...only fair.







Be well and safe.
 
DannyinJapan said:
Bruise Lee's real name is Zhang.
She is a hot little chinese sex-kitten.
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And just how in the hell do you think you know this? :rolleyes: :p You should know being a Ninja and all that Bruise is so paranoid that even when he emails you he uses alternate names and identities of which Zhang the little Chinese sex-kitten is only one.:rolleyes: :p ;) :D
 
Yeah...I like the version I get too.

My Tarwar is a favorite...made for facing bears, Huns (wait, that's me), ninjas and aliens. Just not for bare alien ninjas.

Even if they are little Chinese sex-kittens...


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