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God bless KAI for putting this kinda stuff up on their website.
The description is hilarious.
"This is the ZT that has it allup to, but not including, the kitchen sink.
It starts with a Zero Tolerance 0350TS. But we couldn't leave well enough alone, so we added a laser sight. A blue one. Because blue has more testosterone than red. This is a proven, scientific fact. Plus, blue light cuts through fog better than any other color, so you'll be able to cut through like a champ, too.
The ZT 0401 also features a built-in pencil sharpener in case you need another pointy object to supplement your tiger-striped ZT blade. As if that's not enough, there's also a lighter built into the butt end of the handle. You're going to want to set things on firewhether you're firing up a cigarette out on the mean streets or a campfire out in the mean woods. Naturally, the 0401's BA lighter runs on premium rocket fuel.
And speaking of rockets, the 0401 has its own mini rocket launcher mounted right on the knife's flipper for ultra-fast rocket deployment. Just flip open your knife and you're ready to launch. Because failure to launch is not an option when you own the 0401 Uber-Tactical Multi-Tool."
The description is hilarious.
"This is the ZT that has it allup to, but not including, the kitchen sink.
It starts with a Zero Tolerance 0350TS. But we couldn't leave well enough alone, so we added a laser sight. A blue one. Because blue has more testosterone than red. This is a proven, scientific fact. Plus, blue light cuts through fog better than any other color, so you'll be able to cut through like a champ, too.
The ZT 0401 also features a built-in pencil sharpener in case you need another pointy object to supplement your tiger-striped ZT blade. As if that's not enough, there's also a lighter built into the butt end of the handle. You're going to want to set things on firewhether you're firing up a cigarette out on the mean streets or a campfire out in the mean woods. Naturally, the 0401's BA lighter runs on premium rocket fuel.
And speaking of rockets, the 0401 has its own mini rocket launcher mounted right on the knife's flipper for ultra-fast rocket deployment. Just flip open your knife and you're ready to launch. Because failure to launch is not an option when you own the 0401 Uber-Tactical Multi-Tool."
