Just Where Are The Hogs Of The Round Trough?

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Idaho Skunk 2002





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If I could do anything about the way people behave towards each other, I would, but since I can’t I’ll remain a pig.






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In a cave in Ohio, just up stream from the Dark Swamps, is the Fourth Pig’s House. Here resides the Porcine Oracle.

Pythia, the daughter of a local swineherd, is the Oracle’s muse and also the medium through which she speaks. Every morning she kneels before the Oracle and entices him to offer up some daily words of guidance and wisdom.

The Porcine Oracle gives Pythia a new, pig-centric and thought-provoking prognostication every day and Pythia relays it to the Hogs Of The Round Trough to be presented on our home page.

Each of us must then weigh the Oracle’s words and decide their meaning based on the presumed wisdom of the Oracle’s counsel and our own personal interpretations.







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1whoporks main dish:

STUFFED PIGLING
Let the pig be killed by cutting his throat and scalded in boiling water and then skinned; then take the lean meat and throw away the feet and entrails of the pig and set him to boil in water; and take twenty eggs and boil them hard and chestnuts cooked in water and peeled. Then take the yolks of the eggs, the chestnuts, some fine old cheese and the meat of a cooked leg of pork and chop them up, then bray them with plenty of saffron and ginger powder mixed with the meat; and if your meat becometh too hard, soften it with yolks of eggs. And open not your pig by the belly but across the shoulders and with the smallest opening you may; then put him on the spit and afterwards put your stuffing into him and sew him up with a big needle; and let him be eaten either with yellow pepper sauce or with cameline in summer…
 
idahoskunk said:
Liu Kang, forget it, you don't stand a chance this year :D




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You better watch it, Skunker. Word on the street is that he'll have a user Busse EDC on his belt. If nothing else, it will serve as a distraction to some of the HOGs, thus allowing him to move quickly to the trough!
 
never bring a knife to a gun fight, i'm worried about the new ATV rony's riding this year, one big SOB and parks parallel, we have to make a plan, errrr a plane!



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LMAO!! There is and forever will be only one....IDAHOG!:D


I look forward to out eating you all at FOGO's. Then drinking til you all crawl back to your rooms while me and the OLD Boars howl at the moon!

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