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Charlie Mike

Sober since 1-7-14 (still a Paranoid Nutjob)
Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider
Joined
Nov 1, 2000
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Who needs 12 (or possibly ;) 13) steps when my proven program will do it in 6?

1. Admiration... You see the knife and you want it.

2. Allocation... You take the necessary measures to ensure you will be the owner of said knife.

3. Purchase... You buy it.

4. Anticipation... You search the internet for reviews of the knife while compulsively checking the tracking number.

5. Admiration... Fondling, taking pictures of, carrying, and posting about said knife.

6. Resale.
 
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