Ka-Barley Giveaway!! *Winner announced*

Jonny1280

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Have you ever went to open one of your favorite bottled beverages and thought, "Opening this bottle is just so boring...I'd sure love to pop the top with some style! If only I had a bottle opener that was as cool as my Ka-bar...."

Well fear not my friends!
Becuase I have up for grabs...
A Ka-Barley bottle opener!

That's right! You'll be the talk of the town when your buddies see you enjoying your favorite beverage after you pop that top like a champ!
No more fiddling with your wifes can opener, or dare I say wine corkscrew combo.
Unleash your inner awesomeness with the power of Ka-Barley!!

Now, I know what your thinking....
"Jon, I just don't know if I can handle the pure badassery that comes with being the prideful owner of such a hard working tool. "
Sure you can chief!! You can handle your Ka-bar, right? RIGHT.
This Ka-Barley was made for hard working Americans just like you and me.
For men who put boots on to go to work.
For men who work hard, play hard, and occasionally like to drink hard.

Giveaway rules:
-Open to anyone who likes knives and likes to drink stuff.
-Your 1 post will be your entry.
-Feel free to be creative. Pictures, stories, clever rhymes or limericks...
-I'll honor an "I'm in"...but let's face it. You could have done better. :D

This will run until the end of the week.
I'll use a random number generator to pick the winner, unless somebody comes up with an epic post of awesomeness. In that case, you win!



 
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I'm not 21 yet, but I like root beer and Mexican coca-cola. :D

Limmerick.. Lets see...

There once was a man named Jonny
And he knew the Ka-Barley was brawny
So he opened his beer
Without one single fear
And made the cap feel like it was scrawny

:D:D:D

Thanks for the GAW!
 
I'm in! Thanks for the kind gesture but I can't create a freaking awesome limerick like Noswad0208. If anyone deserves it, he does for putting a smile on my face.
 
First, an association, Titioute it was called.
Then Union Razor was the sign upon the walls.
For a while, Union Cutlery was hallowed,
OL-CUT and Keenwell soon followed.
But then came KABAR, the most famous moniker all.

I'm in like a chicken on a June bug. :D
 
Ok, I'll play....

Noswad's entry will probably win it
His limerick set the bar to the limit
Those rhymes were so sweet
It will be tough to beat
That's ok, I own one, I'm not in it!

Noswad, you nailed it right off lol
Good luck to ya brother!
I doubt it will happen, but if this contest goes to RNG, I would like to pass it along to post #3 if I get picked..
 
I think this thread should be renamed Ka-barley Limerick competition..

There once was a dude called Jonny Twelve Eighty
Who decided one night to go tune a lady
He didn't get far
'Cos he forgot his Kabar
So he toddled back home to masturbatey..

This isn't actually an entry. I live in Australia. I just wanted to write a limerick..
 
CodeArmadillo said:
I'm in! Thanks for the kind gesture but I can't create a freaking awesome limerick like Noswad0208. If anyone deserves it, he does for putting a smile on my face.
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NCSlice said:
Ok, I'll play....

Noswad's entry will probably win it
His limerick set the bar to the limit
Those rhymes were so sweet
It will be tough to beat
That's ok, I own one, I'm not in it!

Noswad, you nailed it right off lol
Good luck to ya brother!
I doubt it will happen, but if this contest goes to RNG, I would like to pass it along to post #3 if I get picked..
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Didn't expect a response like those. LOL

Thanks for the complements. :D

Good luck everyone!
 
I'm in, nice gaw. Kabar makes some cool stuff. :cool:
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Jonny1280 said:
-I'll honor an "I'm in"...but let's face it. You could have done better. :D
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Normally id start to rhyme,
defiance prevents it this time,
i read your post, no matter who wins,
Ill leave this here, with a simple "I'm In" :p

Good luck to all, and sweet GAW Jonny!!

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Wow that gift is really sweet
A Ka-bar tool that's really neat.
A functional opener just in time
To use on the patio in the sunshine.


If I won this prize I'd be over the moon
So I hope to hear from you soon.
I'll just say this in closing, and I really mean it:
Does anybody want a peanut? :)



(Jonny you need to rename this the "ka-barley rhyme-time thread"...)
 
There is a ton of stuff Kabar makes that had no idea that they made. Will complimentary beer come with this?;) Thanks for the chance.

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The Legend of The Juice

Long ago in a Ville called Ark
There lived a group of knights,
That would gather after dark

Their leader, Sir Frankalot
Worked real hard
But he drank a lot.

To save money, and afford to play,
He created the elixir of myth today

Legend has it, those who tasted,
Could drink all night and not get wasted

The days and nights became as one
The men would drink from sun to sun

On coals of wood the pork did sit
All the kingdom partook of it.
Ale, grog, and spirits too
But juice was king, for all who knew

Life was kind to that group of men,
Till the evil queens appeared
I remember when.

The table of knights began to swear
When their leader arrived, in heart shaped underwear

The knights brave men of old,
Thought it was better
Or so they were told.

Soon enough, one by one
The knights were denied their right to fun.
Houses to build and lawns to mow
To the tavern of the juice, they dared not go

As the queens their love did kindle,
The knights good times,
They sure did dwindle.


With nothing left but work and toil
No more juice the men would boil

Years have past, the knights are old,
But one still has the list of gold

Tales are told in the land of moose
There lives a knight and he has the juice

He is not young and may not last,
But this week at least,
He relives the past.

Long live the juice.


 
Some great entries so far!
I'll leave it open for the day and pick a winner tonight.
 
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