Maybe one of the genetic misfits will be the skinny, whiney, and red-headed deputy Rambo injured in that first movie... call him 'Agent H'. Naw, those required shades would look weird under the tree canopy. Besides, he seems to like Miami.
Rambo needs a sidekick - how about Bear Grylls? He could climb trees/cliffs to look for bad guys... and, they could each carry one of Grylls' knives... The new 'Rambo' knife - a Bayley! We know Grylls can act - still not so sure about Stallone. A side benefit - Bear could eat or drink something nasty, like he does in his productions, to carry through the requisite weak spots in the movie. Bear could be named 'Adrian' (Like 'Monk'!), so Sly could call his name in the woods.
I guess 'Rambo VI' will be the one where, in the best of tributes to Eastwood's 'Gran Torino', John Rambo grabs his SAK from his walker mounted scabbard and hollers at the teenage mall ninjas, "Off my bench, you %$@#s!".
Of course, I bought the others...
Stainz