- keeping it to a minimum...

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DowntownDM

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how do I do it?

I just have a little of each year:

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cheers to hopefully seeing a BOSS Jack or some new SHSJ.
 
Healthy Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.'
 
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.
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I wonder how long you could do that before the cops showed up at your door. Or, in my case, how long until the military pulled my security clearance. :)
 
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Originally Posted by corwise
I wonder how long you could do that before the cops showed up at your door. Or, in my case, how long until the military pulled my security clearance.

be extra careful with that over there. a cultural no-no with steeper than usual penalties and because of this it can be especially hard to find.

when I did find some, and this is no joke, the local rolled up in a Range Rover bumping HipHop (and this was 4hrs NE of Tokyo in a small town). go figure.
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No worries, I avoid that stuff, I'm to stupid to try and figure out the criminal element, I'd get busted by a sting if I ever tried. :)
The Americanization of some parts of the island are interesting. You see the occasional large truck that just doesn't fit the streets, etc.
 
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