Yea, I returned it to Wal*Mart and went over to Bass Pro for some other stuff. I saw a red Scallion there and asked if I could see it. The guy pulled one out of his pocket. "I use it for a boxcutter, great knife." The safety was nice and tight, and I finally noticed that it was plastic anyway, so it wouldn't damage the blade tip if it was closed on. So he pulled another one out for me, and I bought it. We got talking, and he claims that the Wal*Mart version is a second... which explains the weird finish and the GIGANTIC Kershaw logo, along with the horrible blueing of the clip, as well as the loose safety. Now I'm playing with it, and it isn't opening completely on its own. Perhaps a drop of oil will cure that.
I'm keeping this one though... my ex-girlfriend can wait for her birthday. Besides, that can give me time to have it engraved. Does anybody think Kershaw would mind if I used their logo to model her first name, so that it looked like it matched?
They need to release a much bigger version of this knife and call it the Vidalia. That would be sweet!