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Took my little Kesar Lal out into the chilly woods in the wilds of Corn Patch today. There was a small tree blocking my view of the corn field East of Beryl's house that needed his attention. Truth be said, it was also blocking my Sharps rifle's view of the iron pigs out about 150 yards. T'were a bit rough getting to the varmint, but I managed somehow. Just had to stop and think to myself: What would Bawanna do in a situation like this? Well, it's 5 o'clock somewheres, so I waded into the mess.
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Ol' Kesar lal bein' the fine upstanding khukuri he is, jumped at the chance to help an old fat boy out and commenced worrying that elm tree.
[/URL][/IMG] It musta been something the tree said because Kesar allova sudden opened up a can of WhoopAzz on that tree and within two minutes, it give out a groan, shook a mite, and then fell clean over dead!
[/URL][/IMG] Thought it best if the body was disposed of right quick like and while I was doin' that, I heard this awful waverin' sound comin' from somewheres behind me. I turned around and saw Kesar had jumped up on the stump and was givin' out what I thought was a Johnny Weissmuller "Tarzan the Ape Man" yell!
[/URL][/IMG] 'Spect if he had arms he'd a been beating them on his chest, too. Yep. Kesar done good today and I'm glad he moved in with us.

Ol' Kesar lal bein' the fine upstanding khukuri he is, jumped at the chance to help an old fat boy out and commenced worrying that elm tree.


