KH's 100 MPH Goat

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Knife Hunter and his buddy are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

Knife Hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, and jumped in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

Knife Hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped head first into this hole here!"

To that the old farmer said "Humm, must not of been my goat, I had mine chained to a transmission."




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I hope they didn't harm the transmission. Somewhere online there's a group dedicated to ethical treatment of these things. They bleed red ya' know!
 
Ahhh - them old jokes just keep going round. :)

And they still are funny:thumbup::D

A Skunk Story:

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

:D:D:D:D:D


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Hehe, I got a similar one

Lion, the king of all the animals, summons everybody to the edge of the deepest canyon in the forest.

When all the animals arrive, he points to bottom of the canyon, and everybody sees there is young lioness, lying there helpless.

The lion says "Who ever goes down to the bottom of the canyon to help my poor daughter, by royal decree will receive half the forest as his, and will be allowed to mate with with her."

All of a suden:
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGG!!!!!!"- Bear jumps into the canyon.
As soon as bear lands he shakes off the fall ands starts climbing back up.

The lion says:
-"Bear, why are you climbing up already? Half the forest is yours and you can mate with my daughter"
The Bear answers:
-"Thats cool, but first I'm going to mate with the one who pushed me...!"
 
Good one Skunker:D:thumbup:




That had to bother KH, cause I heard he REALLY likes goats.
 
LMAO!

I been locked out a few days cause I got a new computer and couldnt remember my password:D
 
This is about Knife Hunter, young boy, at school :-)

Teacher knows about Knife Hunter passion for hunting and decide to ask him a tricky question: Knife Hunter, there are 3 birds on a tree, you have a shotgun and just one cartridge on it. If you shoot how many birds will remain on the tree ?

Knife Hunter thinks for some seconds then answers: teacher, none of the birds will remain on the tree.

Teacher says, Knife Hunter, are you sure about your answer ? There are three birds and you have only one cartridge !

Well teacher, he says, do you think that if I shoot once the other 2 birds will remain there to wait ?

Teacher amazed says, Knife Hunter this is a smart answer !

So he says, well, now it my time to ask you a question ! Teacher, you in a ice-cream shop and you have 3 women in front of you, sitting amd eating a ice cream cone.
The first lady is eating the ice-cream biting it, the second lady is eating using a spoon and the third lady eat the ice-cream licking it. So, which one of them is married ?
Theacher thinks for some seconds, then she looks a little embarrassed and finally she says: well, I think that she's the one wearing the wedding ring !

Knife Hunter look at her and says, well not exactly, but this is also a smart answer :D
 
Hey how come if I tell a goat/sheep story I have 20 guys telling me this is a family forum :grumpy:

Skunk gets away with everything :thumbdn:

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I think its something to do with 15,000+ post count entitles you to free reign.:D

Plus, most of the mods are scared of Skunk anyway. They put him on ignore a long time ago....nobody wants to get sprayed by "THE SKUNK"!

:D:)
 
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