khuk test apartment style

mamav

mamav

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Living in an apartment on main street has it's disadvantages, ie. how to test the khuks. Just can't go out and chop some trees down. So we did the next best thing. Went to the lumber store and got some 2by4's, set them up on the workmate in the kitchen and took out a whole lot of frustration.:D I have to admit even I could go through a lot of wood. Chips flying everywhere. Quite satisfying. Now we did have to be careful with Tiny and Mongo(30" AK and 25" AK) but it was fun watching the workmate jump up and down with those. Now to get all the chips out of the carpet:rolleyes: So all you apartment dwellers,i know i'm slow, but if you haven't done the same thing go for it. Great fun.

Oh, yeah, none of our tangs were bad.Thankfully. I can see explaining to the landlord why the hole in the wall goes all the way through.:rolleyes: :confused: :eek:
 
Originally posted by mamav
Oh, yeah, none of our tangs were bad.Thankfully. I can see explaining to the landlord why the hole in the wall goes all the way through.:rolleyes: :confused: :eek:
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Might be kinda tough on the neighbors too.
 
It does sound like fun and pretty inventive too. I can almost see that happening when I shut my eyes. Chips going in all directions. Now you know that the khuks surely will cut wood. :)
 
I threw knives at a door as a teen idiot. I had to use a LOT of spackle to repaint it when we moved!
 
Originally posted by Mr.BadExample
I threw knives at a door as a teen idiot. I had to use a LOT of spackle to repaint it when we moved!
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So YOU were the one.;)

Steve
 
I took out my frustration on a block of frozen chicken livers (my wife couldn't separate) with my kukri. Seemed like a good idea, and it got the job done! Only trouble was little bits had gone all over the place, and when they melted they turned to dribbles of blood :barf: !
It took me ages to live that one down with the wife.
 
Originally posted by Underhay
Only trouble was little bits had gone all over the place, and when they melted they turned to dribbles of blood
It took me ages to live that one down with the wife.
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It's best to use the larger AKs and Sirupatis on watermelons aka Gunny on Mail Call on The History Channel.
I have a set of those bad stainless katanas. You oughta see the grandkids eyes spring WIDE OPEN when you bring down one across a watermelon splitting it into equal halfs!!!!:D
 
I wish one of my grandfathers had done that when I was a kid!
Life in your house is obviously never dull:) .
 
I was preparing to whack open a squash prior to cooking it the other day with my 21" GS, but the wife pointed out that if you bake them whole, they can then be cut open with a butter knife and alot less drama. Well, it worked so I now have one less use for the GS.
 
Yes a big mess can ruin the day with mama for sure! But I want you to note what happened here. Please note who couldn't wait to tell you all about how much fun they had making a huge (really was huge)mess all over the place! How many times do us guys ever get away with that and come out alive let alone smiling?
Really great fun. Don't have any to send back to Uncle Bill either. Never have. Rang them out good and no hint of failures.
 
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