Kind of a sad SAR Story

[Tony G]

Once upon a time there was a mama SAR that many loved but for some reason the Great Maker shunned her:grumpy:, said she was too fat and sold her cheap for people to abuse and beat. And many of the sheep in the flock of the great maker all chimed in and it became dogma -for some - that this beautiful mama SAR was just too fat and ugly.

But later that same year in Atlanta was born Papa SAR. A SAR that the Great Maker said -and everyone agreed - was very strong and handsome although he had an unusual edge.

As luck would have it a Tan Papa SAR made it out west and met a nice Tan Mama SAR that Papa SAR -not being unduly prejudiced – thought was HOT; and they hooked up and are living a balanced moral life out on the left coast, where things are actually "right".

But Papa SAR and Mama SAR really want a few baby SARs, but the great maker just can't seem to BRING IT (maybe prejudices against mama SAR).

So as things go out west they adopted babies. The family just doesn't look "right" but - since the great maker can't BRING IT- this is as good as Mama & Papa SAR can do. Maybe some day the great maker can find his "BRING IT” mojo again but until then this little family is welcome on the west coast.

It is sooooo sad that the Great Maker just can’t BRING IT…



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[Ron Athay]

I think you deserve an OSCAR for that fine story. You get my vote. I think the Bring It is tied to my sig line. By the way, I like the mama SAR5 just fine.

 

[robstar]

Cool Lightfoot!!

 

[J. Rosa]

I love this story. Do they have it on DVD and if so is it finally.... brought?

 

[pbubsy]

Love the TAN SARsquatch. I like the linen!~

 

[Cobalt]

a very touching story, but what no one told tony is that mamasar had been part of many genetic experiments and unbeknownst to papasar she had already had many kids in the past that were all genetic oddities that had to be euthanized, a record of these was found in a locked vault and here they are:

this explains the makers unwillingness to let them reproduce these days.

 

[Jerry Busse]

Thanks Tony. . . . I'm hurt man. . . deep down . . . .You can't see it. . . but I'm stinging on the inside!!!!. . .

Now, I have no other choice but to "bring it". . . and "Bring it" I will my friend. . . . I'm strapping on my "Bring It" boots right now!!!!!!!. . . (And they have steel toes made of INFI ! ! ! !)


Jerry










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[Lycosa]

Jerry---WOOOOOOOOOO WEEE!!!

 

[Guyon]

Those offspring don't have tan scales. I'm thinking either genetic throwbacks or the milkman. About 50/50 either way.

If it was the milkman, this touching story may end nastily, and Papa SAR may wind up locked in a safe for life...

Edit: I missed the fact that they adopted. Whew. Papa SAR dodged a bullet there. Still, Mama SAR is a camp tramp. I'm just saying...

 

[Idaho Jarhead]

Brings a tear to my eye!

 

[azshaman]

Dayuuum...this has all the makings of a great book and an even better HBO miniseries...not to mention firmly tossing aside old dogma and leading to a revolution!

I'm afraid. Very afraid. The wrath of the Great Maker is not to be lightly trifled with...the tread of his mighty Bring It Boots are making the ground tremble even now...

 

[xaman]

wow, it worked! He's going to bring it after all... :thumbup:

 

[idahoskunk]

bring on the sar 4 YOWZAA!! :thumbup:

 

[randucci]

Jerry, if you really want to "Bring it", bring on the FOLDER!!!!

 

[Jeepnut22]

SAR4... Bring it Jerry!! Competition Grade maybe? With a Convex Edge? And Tan Handles?

 

[Lil' Foo]

Woof!!! Risky move Tony. :thumbup:

No INFI for you for one year.

But at least you helped BRING IT for the rest of us.

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[Elen]

bring on the sar 4 YOWZAA!! :thumbup:

I second this. :thumbup: Black / black micarta SAR4 would be great. :thumbup:

 

[idahoskunk]

Woof!!! Risky move Tony. :thumbup:

No INFI for you for one year.

But at least you helped BRING IT for the rest of us.

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yes, way to go tony, sacrifice yourself for the rest of the herd :thumbup:

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[Tony G]

Jerry it wasn't for me; it was for the children and Mama SAR :thumbup:.

OH and Bring the BIG WARDEN... that one would be for me

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Thanks Tony. . . . I'm hurt man. . . deep down . . . .You can't see it. . . but I'm stinging on the inside!!!!. . .

Now, I have no other choice but to "bring it". . . and "Bring it" I will my friend. . . . I'm strapping on my "Bring It" boots right now!!!!!!!. . . (And they have steel toes made of INFI ! ! ! !)


Jerry










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[luckee]

Heartfelt story. My wife had to console me