Kissed by a tomahawk

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Someone once told me that a blade is never truly yours until it has "kissed" you. Unfortunately, my Rogers' Rangers Spike Hawk decided to give me a big wet kiss on the leg this past weekend, and, well, I suppose it's now officially mine.

I was attending a friend's party in Rhode Island on Saturday when I mentioned to him that I had a tomahawk in the car. He wanted to see it, and was so impressed that he just had to show all his buddies at the party. He started playing with it a bit, and in his usual reckless and irresponsible manner, let rip an "air chop" that didn't end in the air. Thanks to a woeful misjudgment of distance, the bottom corner or the cutting edge entered my thigh just above the knee, and boy did that sucker bleed!

The wound looked pretty superficial - only about a half inch long - but it was much deeper than it appeared. The wound, being a puncture as opposed to a simple laceration, was inflicted with enough force as to cause bruising on my leg. It certainly could have benefitted from a stitch or two, but we didn't have any stitches on hand, nor did we feel like going to the ER on a Saturday night, so I cleaned it up and wrapped it tightly with a bandage. If this had happened in the field, however, it certainly would have been a much greater inconvenience.

We did manage to snap a picture, but please, do NOT click the link if you are bothered by the sight of blood!

Though a painful and completely avoidable lesson in physics, the experience gave me a much greater appreciation for the damage that can be inflicted by a sharp tomahawk. The mass and energy behind even a minor chop can translate into a lot of force. That force, delivered by means of a hard, sharp point, can cause more damage than you might imagine. Though I'll admit I'm quite ashamed that I let this happen, what I learned this weekend about the dangers inherent in the irresponsible use of a tomahawk will certainly make me think more carefully about how I handle such a potentially dangerous tool in the future.
 
Wow... just think if he had swung closer to your neck... tomahawks are sure dangerous especially when they're made right! I guess your friend doesn't realize that weapons command respect at all times. I hope he's not that way with chainsaws! Of course, then maybe he can finally learn the lesson for himself if he hasn't already [by chopping into your leg]! Well, maybe now you can have another scar to show the guys? :D I have a feeling your friend won't be playing with your tomahawk anymore. Hope you heal well!
 
I have a new rule, which I will carve into the haft of my tomahawk:
Reckless idiots must stand at least fifty feet away from Wulf when holding this object.
 
:D Good rule... but I've learned most reckless idiots don't think they are reckless idiots :rolleyes: That tomahawk kiss sure left a lot of red lipstick :eek: If they are reckless, they could damage your baby (though with ATC quality that's unlikely). I wonder what exactly was your friend's reaction to his unintentional assault on you? How many times did he say he was sorry? Did he pay your medical bill? Just curious...
 
He apologized profusely and learned a very dear lesson. He also gave me a new pair of jeans. :) No medical bills to speak of, other than the cost of gauze pads...
 
Wulf,

Sorry to hear about your "kiss". Well, at least it's over with and it's officially yours now.

Just curious, what part of RI did you visit?

Angelo
 
Ahhhhhh Derrick, I see you have joined the ever growing ranks of those who have been wounded with their own Tomahawk!!! Welcome brother!!!

Come to New Jersey, and we shall be Merry with Drink and Song, stumbling along the pedestrian filled streets of Ridgewood, swiping at street signs, Trees, Steel-belted Radials, or any other would-be test that would not be undertaken unless thorougly approved by the Wild Turkey!

As is customary, we can be sure to be as dangerous to ourselves as possible, pushing the envelope of the threat of personal injury! Valley Hospital is just a few blocks away!

MikeD60 proceeded to shread me to the Emergency Room technicians at Valley this past summer after I had nearly severed my middle finger on the left hand with a large.....uhhhhhhh.......BOLO knife, which I will leave nameless! ;)

He followed me there to make sure I arrived, as I insisted on feeling the experience of driving while losing Oxygen to my brain, smoking, and talking on the cell phone all at the same time!
 
LOL - Carry lots of SuperGlue and surgical tape - works everytime.

When I first started working with Andy it took me 3 weeks of handling the Vietnam Tactical before I could use the shoulder rig without cutting myself. Andy would call me up and I'd run down the list of cuts.

Recently a Kershaw Blackout bit me right between my ring finger and little finger - probably needed 3 stitches but the SuperGlue sealed it right up and the tape kept it from coming back open.

Thankfully I don't have that problem anymore. LOL Until I get a new toy. :D
 
I remember once getting bit by my Spyderco endura. My coment to Susan(my wife) was:"Look at the quality of that edge!!!"

She thought(and still thinks) I should be committed!!!
 
Wulf: Sorry you got bit. From the looks of the wound you will continue to enjoy her kiss for some time to come.
Take Care
 
AVP- I was in E. Greenwich, just south of Providence.

Andy - you're on! But next time we'll have to bring a good target with us to the sidewalk cafe so we can REALLY impress the waitress. She was a nursing student, after all :D

And, uh, leave that bolo at home, OK?
 
Wulf, we should get together and throw sometime, we're practicaly neighbors. Did you ever get any hawks from Two Hawks? Mike
 
Mike - I have a Two Hawks Longhunter - very nice, light tomahawk - easy to carry, sharp, thin edge, and it throws well too.

Send me an e-mail off-line and we'll talk about doing some hawk chuckin' up around here soon :)
 
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