Knife ads I'd like to see

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Folks who come to this "shiny sharp objects" forums, and folks who buy "sport-utility knifes" are 90+% male - including lots of us "boys" who enjoy the mock-knife-ad images seen in some threads here recently of ladies posed somewhat improbably with knives while barely dressed for the sort of party I never get invited to.
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But what I'd like to see is something a wee bit more "consciousness-raising," to help bring out the innner tool-using animal in people who walk around without knives, if you can imagine that, very many of whom are women. I even have intelligent adult women who have no apparent handicaps and who work in positions of responsibility and routinely operate motor vehicles tell me that they are too clumsy to use a knife without getting cut. I don't get it.

After 30 years of marriage, The Wife is now a newbie "knife person" who loves her "gentleperson's folder" and feels naked without it. So I took a totally unscientific poll, with her as a statistical sample of one, on what sort of images would help for purposes of general image-builidng (i.e. "Real independent women carry knives." or "Knife people are not 'fringe'!") or for purposes of serious advertising ("A product a man would buy for his woman, or a woman would buy for herself").

We think that the "mega-babe with vorpal blade" image, designed to sell knives to boys of all ages, is not the way to go here. The boys like knives well enough without the mega-babe. Instead, look at the images advertisers use to sell products to women.

The image to go with is of a reasonably attractive woman dressed to go to a nice restaurant, or to a respectable office, or on a long nature walk, etcetera, with a knife in a non-violent context. Here is one vision we came up with, for a print ad or a web site image ...

A professional office sort of environment, a good-looking 30-ish lady who might play a high-powered lawyer in a TV drama, pearl-grey business suit, silk blouse, serene smile, an orange in her left hand, and a nice folder being thumbed open in her right hand, and a caption ... Empowerment

... and, below that, a close-up of the knife itself, maybe with a bit of spiral-cut orange peel, and the company's contact information.

A couple more from my imagination ....

A healthy-looking couple, arm in arm, in a scene of awesome natural beauty, with a pocket clip showing here, and a modest fixed-blade there, and a pouch that says "XYZ Multitool" on it, and the caption (with credit to Omar Khayam), ...and thou, beside me, singing in the wilderness.

Or, to the point ...

A feminine hand with a keyring with the car keys and a dinky little knife, opening a package with the knife, and the caption, The right tool for the job. You wouldn't start your car with your pocket knife.

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A darker themed ad - i.e. What part of NO don't you understand? - would have to be done very thoughtfully and carefully.

Any thoughts?


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This would be a perfect situation for one of those ads where the woman upstages the man. That type of ad has the additional benefit of appealing to men as well because it challenges their masculinity.

You could have something like a picture of a frustrated, frowning man standing over a car's open hood, while a smiling woman bends over to cut a belt in the engine with a small knife. Caption reads: Sometimes, men just can't cut it.

Corny? Hey, that's advertising.
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Of course, there are a lot of possibilities with this theme; it's a very common advertising gimmick.

I like the idea with cutting the orange though... Something that reminds women that they use knives on a daily basis in the kitchen would probably work well.
 
Originally posted by James Mattis:
A feminine hand with a keyring with the car keys and a dinky little knife, opening a package with the knife, and the caption, The right tool for the job. You wouldn't start your car with your pocket knife.*

* or you would not want to use your nice and .... (etc) fingernails to open the package...would you???


David

PS: I will ask my girlfriend what would work on her... But I know the answer already... The knife she saw in the movie EDGE - that is her dream knife...



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My wife and I are more of James' generation (and have been together almost as long -- coming up real soon now on 25 years). She has never been alarmed that I carry a knife all the time, but she still seems to think it's weird.
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And although I've tried to get her to carry something, even a SAK, she is still more likely to try almost anything rather than reach out her hand for a knife. Just yesterday, we were in the kitchen, within reach of as many knives as she could possibly want, and she used her teeth
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to open a package of tortilla chips. I suggested that sometimes teeth were not the best tool for the job and she sheepishly admitted that when opening food for company that might be right, but I still despair of ever getting her to actually carry a knife. I'd still like to see some of those ads.

BTW, I finally got a sharpmaker (nice tool
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) and the instructional part of the video was followed by several good ads, including one where a well-dressed woman used her Cricket to trim flower stems.


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prn wrote:
"BTW, I finally got a sharpmaker (nice tool ) and the instructional part of the video was followed by several good ads, including one where a well-dressed woman used her Cricket to trim flower stems."

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With her WHAT!? Good God almight, I really do have to see that video!


 
BTTT

I'd like to see more on this, ideas and maybe something actually happening??

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Hey james great Idea !! I was just recently at a vendor of some very hightech holographic image producers. The smallest and cheapest units were 40,000 dollars and went up from there. One of the units showed how you could move a cursor over an object on the screen and select it and it seems to pop out of the screen and float in free space in front of you. Then using the control computer you could make the floating image revolve in free space. Great if your displaying an artifact to children and you want them to experience it in the round but cant allow them to touch it. What did they use as selection images to sell me.
4 Bikini girls. DoH .
I thought that kind of stuff went out with Darren from Bewitched. Im a professional possibly spending a hundred thousand dollars or more of an institutions money and Im going to be swayed by rotating images of BIKINI girls! Geez ! Buy a knife because some marginally attractive bikini girl is holding it. Not unless shes cuttin something. Ok on to possibles ..

Lets not forget the explosion of woman on the he sports scene. Im sure they were out there all along but it seems to me only recently that you hear almost as much about it as male athletics.
Scene one:
A Crew person on one of those racing yachts at the dock preparing whatever it is yacht people prepare and out comes a folder to cut rope or such.
Scene 2:
Lets not forget all our ladies in the military. No there not all doing office work. Tough GI jane mechanic working hard under the hood in fustration finally pulls her knife to remove an offending hose.
Scene 3:
As in the military many jobs traditionally thought of as mens only have changed. I have a female technician on my staff. She is 28, very attractive,Graduate degree and doesnt spend a day without her multitool strapped to her side. Taking the knife out any time she needs it from wiring up exhibits to lunch bread. That would be a great ad for the younger woman and teenage girls.
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At my last job there were a whole lot of environemental types. Hiker janes who spend time in parts of the rainforest most men wouldnt tread. Damn .. put one of them in the ad. These woman were IN SHAPE !! Attractive, intelligent and ropey muscles from climbing anything in there path. Going hiking with them is a ... learning
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[This message has been edited by Boriqua (edited 07-30-2000).]
 
How is this:

A thug walks up to a potential victim. The thug opens his coat allowing the potential victim to see a small automatic handgun. In a flash the potential victim whips out his tactical folder and stabs the thug. This followed by an anouncement "Emerson, they are not for everyone".

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Roger Blake
 
This is an ad for the Changbenza. Notice the CL1 (cellulose lignin alloy type 1) material knife.

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Comrad Chang,

Your model looks quite young. Given your own tender years, I hope you are not violating some law or another.

If you are the model, I suggest professional counseling.

Nice photography, though. Shows promise.
 
Nah, Chang isn't the model.... and Chang hasn't violated any laws.
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Now you guys have to buy the Changbenza's right?
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This advertising really works doesn't it. Contact me via e-mail if you want a Changbenza made for you. Be warned though, it isn't cheap! $5!
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Shipping included though.

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Bill, your post had me in hysterics for a good couple of minutes.

Good to see humour still has a place
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James

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