I see the threads, like the current 'Knife for the wife...' and I always wonder... is it a bad trade - or does the wife need a knife? No matter, I have another take - a bit of semantics. My wife buys me knives!
A case in point. Last week, I had my troubles. Numerous odd occurences - topped by my stepping on a rock in my steep driveway as I went to check the mail (Bills!). I twisted my knee - and went down hard, causing me to take miniature and guarded steps to/from the mailbox. The sprinkles immediately turned into a deluge, of course. Hobbled, the next day was miserable.
My wife came home - hugged me - said how sorry she was - and asked if she could give me a hug. I stood up, never missing such an opportunity, and found a blue box sticking out of her back pocket - containing a new goodie:
First one of the year from her. Birthday and Christmas last year were great. The salesman at my pusher told me, when I went looking for my next 'drool' item yesterday, that she described it as a 'Black B-M with an ugly white butterfly...'. Keeper - both of them.
I guess the message is simple - take your significant other to the knife/gun store - show them what you regularly go there to drool over. Sure, it may mean you get to spend time in a sewing notions or women's clothes store, but you may rack up, too.
Stainz
PS That's an old stock new knife - and she most likely got a great price... they like her at the gun/knife emporium.
PPS Tried to be cute with the title... instead, it looks dumb!
A case in point. Last week, I had my troubles. Numerous odd occurences - topped by my stepping on a rock in my steep driveway as I went to check the mail (Bills!). I twisted my knee - and went down hard, causing me to take miniature and guarded steps to/from the mailbox. The sprinkles immediately turned into a deluge, of course. Hobbled, the next day was miserable.
My wife came home - hugged me - said how sorry she was - and asked if she could give me a hug. I stood up, never missing such an opportunity, and found a blue box sticking out of her back pocket - containing a new goodie:
First one of the year from her. Birthday and Christmas last year were great. The salesman at my pusher told me, when I went looking for my next 'drool' item yesterday, that she described it as a 'Black B-M with an ugly white butterfly...'. Keeper - both of them.
I guess the message is simple - take your significant other to the knife/gun store - show them what you regularly go there to drool over. Sure, it may mean you get to spend time in a sewing notions or women's clothes store, but you may rack up, too.
Stainz
PS That's an old stock new knife - and she most likely got a great price... they like her at the gun/knife emporium.
PPS Tried to be cute with the title... instead, it looks dumb!