Knife bite expert

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JSO123

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I've been reading quite a few cases of knife bites here recently and I felt like I should intervene.

I am a self-proclaimed knife bite expert and I will be more than happy to take any unruly knives from frustrated owners for rehabilitation. There are too many good knives to keep a bad one, that's where I come in. Send me all your disobedient knives, just cover shipping, and I will provide them a safe home where they can socialize with other delinquent blades.

This post is a joke, but if anyone does want to send me a knife that bites, I'll gladly find it a home.
 
I have provided apropiate punishment, but the offer is still generous sir. I stripped it of its handle covers! That should teach him/her
 
While I appreciate your proposed plan to keep us safe, I have found that by keeping my IZULA "muzzled" it isn't able to harm me. Of course it could escape and cause me harm every time I take it out to play. But we must be prepared to deal with the consequences of dangerous ants...
 
Scott3670 said:
Has anyone considered biting their knife right back? Maybe that'll teach them! :D
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I could tell you why that is a bad idea, but a picture is worth a thousand words... I'm offering my services for the express purpose of preventing situations like this. Knife training is a real science, and handling problem knives is a real chore. Don't try to tame the beasts yourself, just send it to me. ;)

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JSO123 said:
I could tell you why that is a bad idea, but a picture is worth a thousand words... I'm offering my services for the express purpose of preventing situations like this. Knife training is a real science, and handling problem knives is a real chore. Don't try to tame the beasts yourself, just send it to me. ;)

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Gee, what a swell picture! I'll try to improve my knife-handling skills, and will give "serious" thoughts about your offer. :cool:
 
One word of advise to people who are gonna tame it themselfs; Do NOT restrain it for to long. It will just build anger which will ultimately explode in a blood rage. I was barely able to escape last night. It was following me throughout the workshop!
This was when everybody was watching Germany-Spain so it might be hard to get people to believe me......
 
This tread is what the RAT-ESEE is all about here on the forums haveing a good time and takeing a joke for as long as we can. Man I miss these threads.
 
We just need Cesar Millan, the Knife Whisperer...

When a blade starts to get out of line, take a dominant position, lean forward, and make the requisite TSSST noise through clenched teeth.

Show the knife who's boss.

It's all about being the Alpha in your pack.
 
tarditi said:
We just need Cesar Millan, the Knife Whisperer...

When a blade starts to get out of line, take a dominant position, lean forward, and make the requisite TSSST noise through clenched teeth.

Show the knife who's boss.

It's all about being the Alpha in your pack.
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The last time i did that it bit me in the nose, so far for the "dominant position"
 
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Yet another thread posted tonight of a knife bite...Folks, you have to help me help you!
Make haste for heaven sakes before this becomes an epidemic!
 
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