Knife Hunter, I'm Calling U Out (Very Graphic)

[idahoskunk]

my crops were being destroyed by some unknown nocturnal creature so i decided to set a trap.

i set my bait at the base of a large maple tree and ascended up about 36 feet to my perch. late in to the night when things start getting very dark and burned stumps start looking like grizzle bears, i heard the heavy crunching sound of a large beast approaching.

the muscles of my sinewy 240 pound body tensed as i heard heavy breathing below my position. in total silence i prepared for my attack.

judging the from the sounds and using my finely honed nocturnal instinct i launched myself like a panther from my vantage point.

about halfway through my attack (16 feet agl) and having not yet reaching terminal velocity, i turned on my headlamp and drew my trusty nmfbm. EEK!!!

the beast was totally surprised as he looked up and saw me coming down on him like a huge flying squirrel. avoiding his razor sharp fangs i positioned my blade for a quartering right slice and took the beast cleanly behind his right ear.

WARNING, GO NO FURTHER IF YOU ARE A SISSY!!!

 

[MORIMOTOM]

thank god you weren't eaten skunker!!!

were it not for that massive infi, you almost certainly would have been a goner!!!

 

[idahoskunk]

thank god you weren't eaten skunker!!!

were it not for that massive infi, you almost certainly would have been a goner!!!

thanks man! you of all people know you need to call 911 when your in trouble :thumbup:

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[Mike Fitz]

Good thing you're a trained killer Skunk- look at the size of the teeth on that beast! It could have taken off your big toe in 3 or 4 bites!

 

[Grandsuave]

Figures you couldn't do it without the head lamp...sissy!


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[Ban]

thank god you weren't eaten skunker!!!

were it not for that massive infi, you almost certainly would have been a goner!!!

LOL! That was super funny! :thumbup:

 

[rover]

Great pics.

NMFBM is about as small as I would use on a beast like that!

 

[steelnut]

 

[MRpink]

hahahah

 

[JParanee]

Good one

 

[knife hunter]

LMAO!!


Skunk, coming from you..... I imagine its good.


If I could only see the freaking pics!!!!!!


please ....someone repost em.


many thanks

 

[MORIMOTOM]

thanks man! you of all people know you need to call 911 when your in trouble :thumbup:

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thankfully it ended as it did. only your instincts saved you.

this time.



in the future i would recommend having back up in case you go down.

 

[mymindisamob]

 

[steelnut]

 

[foxyrick]

It took some real guts to tackle that with such a small blade - I would have had to use at least an AK!

 

[knife hunter]

yeah ,

but hell


you were baiting


LOL

 

[dobywon]

You have got to be the bravest big balled SOB I have ever seen. How did you keep from peein your pants?

Great kill and I am glad you are OK!!!!

 

[762 shooter]

That is how I deal with my gophers...

 

[steelnut]

My crops were being destroyed by some unknown nocturnal creature...

WhachaGrowingupthere Skunk?

 

[thefifth]

Are you gonna mount it?

(on the wall...I can't believe I have to write this)