Knife in "Mission: Impossible!"

Mr. President. Of all people - and an old timer to boot. You know this answer can be found in a search of the archives. LOL

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Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
 
The story is that knife that gets dropped and sticks into the desk existed only as 1s and 0s -- it was all computer fakery, which probably saved a lot of time dropping a real knife over and over again until it stuck into the desk.

If you buy a gigabyte of ram you can fake a movie of anything these days.

-Cougar Allen :{)
 
Sure, Cougar!
Next thing you'll be telling us is that they didn't use real dinosaurs in Juraisic (groaning at my spelling) Park!
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Septically... err... Skeptically Yours,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.


 
I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of how to say something like, yes, little Gerbil, the Jurassic Park dinosaurs were real ... as long as you believe in them they'll be real in your heart ... or something like that ... I can't do it. I cannot tell a lie. Little Gerbil, those movie dinosaurs are fakes. And what's more, Magic Markers are not really magic. They use ink. And AUS-8 is not really the best stainless steel available. It's not even steel; it's a low-cost steel substitute made of cheese that's been dried out until it turns hard and shiny, but when you try to sharpen it you'll find even though it looks and feels almost like metal it's still smooshy like cheese.

Now, little Gerbil, have some nice imitation cocoa and some imitation cookies made of all-natural monosodium glutamate and get to bed on time so you can grow up to be President of the United States someday and meet cute White House interns and show them your Micra....

-Cougar Allen :{)
 
:::::::holding hands over eyes, humming and screaming::::::
I CAN'T READ YOU! I CAN'T READ YOU!

Whew!
That was close!!!

Preparing to have nightmares of Hillary, The First Gerbil,
I remain,
VG
(Devestated now that I accidentally read the words above, while typing this)
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!
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Thanks guys, I needed that.

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Paul Davidson

Them:"What's that clipped to your pocket, a beeper?"
Me:"Uuh....yeah, something like that."


 
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