Uncle Bill and folks
I think Dave K meant this link:
http://www.met.police.uk/police/mps/mps/youth/you-004.htm
It's the Scotland Yard (i.e. the Metropolitant Police)'s official website. You may likely think that this is a joke, but it's for real. Actually, by laws it's not illegal to own knives; you just can't carry them in public places. The laws themselves are quite vague.
I qoute some of Scotland Yard's interpretation of the UK knife laws, verbatim, here:
- An offensive weapon means any article made or adapted for causing injury, or intended to cause injury.
- That an offensive weapon is any bladed or sharply pointed instrument
- The Prevention of Crime Act 1953 (Section 1(1)) states that:
'Any person who without lawful authority or reasonable excuse, the proof whereof shall lie with him/her, has with him/her in a public place any offensive weapon, shall be guilty of an offence.'
- If you are found guilty of carrying a sharp instrument or blade you are liable to: a fine of up of £1000
- If you are found guilty of making, selling, hiring, lending or giving a sharp instrument or blade you are liable to: imprisonment, a fine of up to £5000, or both
- What Can You Do? (this is their advice to the law abiding people)
Knives and other offensive weapons are a real problem. A lot of people get hurt unnecessarily. What can you do to avoid trouble?
Traveling on public transport : On buses - sit downstairs; On trains - avoid empty carriages.
When walking : Avoid dark passages or alleys; Keep to well lit and busy streets and walk boldly.
Avoid trouble : If you see a gang or someone who may be looking for trouble, cross the street to avoid them; Don't get wound up by insults, don't react or over react; Don't annoy people who have been drinking; Don't look someone in the eye - it may look like a challenge.
If you are being followed : Knock at the nearest door and ask the people there to call the police.
If you are attacked : Shout as loudly as you can. Get away rather than get even; Hand over money or valuables - they can be replaced but scars last a lifetime.
One last word : Why not carry an alarm? ; Why not learn self-defence? It will give you more confidence.
Note : And here is the reality, qouted from a local newspapers (Manchester Metro News, Jan 27, 2000). A terrified 18-year-old student dialed 999 after being mugged whilst walking back to his hall of residence in the early evening. He claims that he told the police he could see his attacker waiting in the street outside. He was shocked when the operator told him how long it would take them to respond. Guess what he was told......"we'll be there in an hour". The police is now investigating his claim. I don't really know how rare this kind of incidents is.........