Knife Slogan

Pitbull_James

Pitbull_James

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Gun enthusiast have the slogan "Guns Don't Kill People; People With Guns Kill People"


What about us blade people :grumpy: What's our slogan :confused:
 
Most of my friends are cut ups.

People with knives cut themselves more often than others.

Knives are sharp - anyway you cut it.

What's the point.

A knife is a tool, and knife tools are cool.

I may need help!!
 
Otherwise known as "A knifeless man is a lifeless man."

If you're not living on the edge, you're leading a dull life!

Now, CUT IT OUT! :D
 
"Guns for show, knives for a pro" forgot what movie that was from but here's the full:

"I think knives are a good idea. Big, f***-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. S*** 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
 
I think that was from either "Snatch" or "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".

Diamond Cut II said:
"Guns for show, knives for a pro" forgot what movie that was from but here's the full:

"I think knives are a good idea. Big, f***-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. S*** 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
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Merek said:
Granpappy told me "Never trust a man that don't carry a knife."
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Well said. And true.

A very cultured, educated, and wealthy aquaintance once told me at a business luncheon (LONG before I became a collector): "A GENTLEMAN _always_ carries a knife."

I think he and your Granpappy would have gotten along very well.
 
I think that was from either "Snatch" or "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".

Definitely Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Got that one on dvd and the scene where the chef said that is one of my favorites.
 
thombrogan said:
"I want my knives so sharp they'll make people poop themselves."
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LOL! :D

I think Sal Glesser came up with the best one. Something about all God's creatures having knives...


I'm not a religious man, so I'd prefer one like:

"The knife was man's first tool. Evolve with the rest of us."


We should have a bumper-sticker contest.
 
One of my personal favorites comes from the Simpsons character Fat Tony:

"I don't get mad. I get stabby."

:D

Jeremy
 
From the Simpsons=

Lenny: Hey Homer, I thought it'll be great to have two wives

Carl: No, you're thinking about a guy with two KNIVES.

Moe: (holding two knives with big grin on face) yeah, this feels pretty great!
 
Two of my all time favorites, "Don't make me cut you." and " Touch my bike and you'll taste my steel." I do have one i use all the time when people ask what i have such a big knife for, " What?, it's just a pocket knife."
 
Manifest said:
From the Simpsons=

Lenny: Hey Homer, I thought it'll be great to have two wives

Carl: No, you're thinking about a guy with two KNIVES.

Moe: (holding two knives with big grin on face) yeah, this feels pretty great!
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LMAO! One of the knifemakers here at BFC has a still from this scene as an avatar- a grinning Moe with two kitchen knives.

Jeremy
 
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