Knifemakers Anonymous

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Every week we see new posts coming from someone who has just decided they want to join the ranks of knifemakers. It usually follows a familiar pattern:
* They are looking for some way to make fistfuls of money and be their own boss
* They are approaching retirement and want some way to eat up the empty hours
* They are convinced they have a cool new design that will make them millions

Whatever the motivation, once they announce their intent to become a knifemaker the standard spate of advice is doled out to them. We tell them:
* Being your own boss is great so long as your boss isn't a fool
* The best way to make a million at knifemaking is to start with two million
* There are very few radically new designs on a tool as old and useful as the knife

This morning I was reading an article about older folks being more susceptible to gambling addition because they are looking for ways to fill the empty hours, ways to make millions so they can be worry free, and so on. The article said that many are helped by participation in Gamblers Anonymous, who allow them to see the fallacy of their addiction. It occurred to me that the causes and symptoms of gambling addiction are similar to the causes and symptoms of wanting to be a knifemaker. So maybe be need to for Knifemakers Anonymous.

It would be a sort of self help program that sorts out the problems budding knifemakers have. I can see an opportunity for several programs in the group:
* Patience Workshop: Teaching people that looking for shortcuts and cheats is the path to destruction and danger
* Reality Checkbook: Showing real world knifemaking costs verus profits, and letting knifemaking legends describe their road to success
* Wall of Pain: A hallway full of pictures of scars and fresh wounds from knifemakers who had momentary lapses of attention
* Truth Circle: Where people share real opinions about the knives others are making and the methods they used

Of course, all of this wonderful treatment only becomes available once someone admits they want to be a knifemaker. However, the real success we should be aiming for is to prevent the disease so we no longer need to cure it.
 
Hi,

I'm Dick. I'm a knifemaker...

We should also offer a list of knife-deprived people to be consulted after all one's friends and family have all the knives they can possibly use.

Dick
 
Hi,

I'm Dick. I'm a knifemaker...



Dick

Well, there is the problem............. None of us see any problem with saying that in a room full of people. If the other people also are knifemakers, that just makes it better.

The group meeting would go like this;
Councilor - "Group, we have a new member today. Would you like to introduce yourself."
Dick - "Hello, my name is Dick, and I am a knifemaker....I spent all my money on O-1 steel"......
Group - "Hello, Dick."
(Bob stands up and says) You should have bought 1084 fro Aldo....
(Mike cuts Bob off) Naw, I used O-1 when I got started and it did OK...
(Fred cuts him off) You should try 52100...
(Chuck chimes in from the back) What kind of handle are you gonna' do?
From there it just goes all to hell and the counselor leaves the room.
After a few hours discussing knives, grinds, finishes, and whether stabilized wood is all that great, everyone says...."see you next week Dick."
 
I worked for my self for 40 years. Everybody thinks it's easy.
I would always tell them Yeah, You get all the hours you want and all the hours you don't.
 
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