Knifes Are Great

[Gowright]

A knife with a sharp blade is awesome

 

[katanas]

OK??? (oops, did I just feed a troll? )

 

[sechip]

Knives are even better

 

[BladeScout]

Knifes Are Great

Its 'kinfes.'

 

[halden.doerge]

It's actually pronouanced 'knafes'.

 

[TAH]

A knife with a sharp blade is awesome

You're preachin' to the choir, pal.

 

[Bad Ninja]

I love a good naff.

 

[marchone]

Happiness is a cold knife mama
Oh yeah

 

[marcinek]

A knife with a sharp blade is awesome

Indeed.

 

[jsmarten]

I prefer my knives dull actually

 

[AntDog]

 

[aleforme]

I though it was "Knaff"? Translation > Pointy Stabby Thing

 

[danbot]

A knife with a sharp blade is awesome

I've never really thought about it.

 

[jackknife]

Shiv.

Shank.

toad sticker.

 

[BladeScout]

Just say no to knaves with naff knafes.

 

[jackknife]

Just say no to knaves with naff knafes.

But what if you say no to a knave, and he sticks you with a shiv?

 

[BladeScout]

But what if you say no to a knave, and he sticks you with a shiv?

Simply say 'sod off' to the s..t with the shiv.

 

[cbach8tw]

You mean they can actually cut instead of just being a paper weight? I guess we will have to wait to hear the incredible adventure the OP had to experience to elicit such praise for his knaff.

 

[Bad Ninja]

Shiv.

Shank.

toad sticker.

It's shiv.
Shank is a verb.
"To shank..."

 

[Lapedog]

It's actually pronouanced 'knafes'.

Gnaifes.