Something that I found on the internet and stuck in one of my files . Thought that you guys might enjoy it and I would share it with you .
Knives Are Better Than Women, Because:
A knife doesn't care, how many other knives you have.
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A knife never complains if you use it wrong.
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If a knife gets dull, you can sharpen it.
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Your parents don't keep in touch with your old knife , after you've dumped it.
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If your knife gets bent out of shape, you can straighten it out with a hammer.
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If your knife gets rusty, you can polish it.
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You can get a new knife anytime you want and you don't have to pay the old one.
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You don't have to take a shower, before using your knife.
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You can smoke a cigarette while using your knife.
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Your knife only needs a new sheath, if the old one is really worn out or broken.
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You can drink a beer while using your knife.
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Your knife doesn't complain if you don't use it for awhile.
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A knife doesn't care, who you hang out with.
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If you leave your knife at home and don't return for a few days, you don't get a ration of ****.
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You can use your knife, any time of the month.
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It is always O.K. to tie down your knife.
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You can let your friends use your knife.
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If you get pissed off with your knife, you can throw it against the wall and it won't call the cops.
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You can have a real ugly knife, and no one will give you any **** about it.
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No one will criticize you, if you just throw away your knife and get a new one.
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A knife won't run up a bill on your credit card.
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A knife will look the same, 25 years from now.
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A knife, doesn't get headaches.
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A knife won't call your favorite bar looking for you.
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A knife doesn't care if the children are still awake, when you want to use it
Knives Are Better Than Women, Because:
A knife doesn't care, how many other knives you have.
.
A knife never complains if you use it wrong.
.
If a knife gets dull, you can sharpen it.
.
Your parents don't keep in touch with your old knife , after you've dumped it.
.
If your knife gets bent out of shape, you can straighten it out with a hammer.
.
If your knife gets rusty, you can polish it.
.
You can get a new knife anytime you want and you don't have to pay the old one.
.
You don't have to take a shower, before using your knife.
.
You can smoke a cigarette while using your knife.
.
Your knife only needs a new sheath, if the old one is really worn out or broken.
.
You can drink a beer while using your knife.
.
Your knife doesn't complain if you don't use it for awhile.
.
A knife doesn't care, who you hang out with.
.
If you leave your knife at home and don't return for a few days, you don't get a ration of ****.
.
You can use your knife, any time of the month.
.
It is always O.K. to tie down your knife.
.
You can let your friends use your knife.
.
If you get pissed off with your knife, you can throw it against the wall and it won't call the cops.
.
You can have a real ugly knife, and no one will give you any **** about it.
.
No one will criticize you, if you just throw away your knife and get a new one.
.
A knife won't run up a bill on your credit card.
.
A knife will look the same, 25 years from now.
.
A knife, doesn't get headaches.
.
A knife won't call your favorite bar looking for you.
.
A knife doesn't care if the children are still awake, when you want to use it
LOL LoneDiver............great post!