Knives...finding truth in weird places

[stabman]

We all know knives can help on adventures, such as in the woods, hiking trails or things like that, but did you know they can be a trusted companion on the path to truth?

The Medford Praetorian helped me find this statement of truth someone placed under a bridge:

The ZT 0308BLKTS helped me find a quantum gate on the side of a drug store in downtown Windsor:

Probably have to get another knife to help me figure out how to open that damn gate though...

And finally, the Benchmade Adamas helped me capture the essential truth of 2020-2021 in a public bathroom:

Image is kind of blurry, but just look at the magnitude of the hardware required to keep people from stealing the toilet paper!

So there you have it.
Knives: your trusted companion as you unlock the secrets of existence.

 

[Mister Coffee]

In the running for Funniest Thread of 2021.

 

[stabman]

In the running for Funniest Thread of 2021.

Thanks.

 

[Bob Denman]

I bleed: therefore I am!
At least until I run out of blood...

 

[drawkcaB]

In your third discovery there is more to be learned about defeating the lock:

Close your adamas and start rolling TP on to it until you have transferred the amount needed.

Knives are so useful

 

[awjones]

You have achieved omnipresent supergalactic oneness, well done

 

[stabman]

I bleed: therefore I am!
At least until I run out of blood...

That's why you should always carry extra.

In your third discovery there is more to be learned about defeating the lock:

Close your adamas and start rolling TP on to it until you have transferred the amount needed.

Knives are so useful

That is a great observation.
Life hack of the day.

You have achieved omnipresent supergalactic oneness, well done

It took a while, but it feels good to have gotten there.

 

[Jesse B.]

A knife is a compass,
It points to the mundane, the sublime, even the numinous.
But if it ever leads you to a transmogrifier, run:
Because I’d rather not have a conversation with a grapefruit.

 

[Knives&Lint]

Delightful thread! I'm reminded of something I saw when visiting Alaska some years ago. Our ship had docked in Juneau, and since I'm not much of a shopper I separated from the rest of my group just to walk around and explore the town a bit. While cutting through an alley, one piece of graffiti in particular caught my eye. The text said "Alaska club scene", and below was a painting of a wooden club and a baby seal with X'ed out eyes ... Horrible I know, but it tickled my dark sense of humor and gave me a chuckle

 

[Bob Denman]

That's why you should always carry extra.

Blood: or knives?

 

[stabman]

Blood: or knives?

Both.

 

[DocJD]

Blood: or knives?

Why not both !

edit : dang Stabman , beat me to the draw .

 

[Bob Denman]

Knives I got. Blood: not so much...

 

[DocJD]

Knives I got. Blood: not so much...

Why yours unless hard to match ? Yours , just collect gradually, over time .

Plasma is simpler .