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The lack of love has been hurting poor little Stephanie's feelings! So tonight, I gave her a work out! Yes we all know what the trainwrecker can do, and yes we know "everybody needs a king", and yes the crewman is the new kid back on the block... But where is the love for the 7! Tonight, we FEAST!
Upon deciding what I was going to have, I had to decide what I was going to use, I pulled out the candidates:
The crewman was TOOOOOOO small, the king was TOOOOOOO big... Stephanie (hence forth in this thread called Goldilocks) was JUST right!
Off to work we went, "Mr. Deville, I'm ready for my close up!" (Yes it's probably a reference only Tradewater will get... He starred in several "silent pictures" that too this day they are trying to make hush up!)
Like buttah! Wait... That's not buttah, that's ribs!
Whoa! That's not a smoker!
THAT'S A DEEP FRYER!
At this point I shall warn you... I'm a fat guy if you didn't already know!
Bet you thought there was going to be a picture of me... Didn't ya?!
Supper is served!
Upon deciding what I was going to have, I had to decide what I was going to use, I pulled out the candidates:

The crewman was TOOOOOOO small, the king was TOOOOOOO big... Stephanie (hence forth in this thread called Goldilocks) was JUST right!
Off to work we went, "Mr. Deville, I'm ready for my close up!" (Yes it's probably a reference only Tradewater will get... He starred in several "silent pictures" that too this day they are trying to make hush up!)

Like buttah! Wait... That's not buttah, that's ribs!

Whoa! That's not a smoker!

THAT'S A DEEP FRYER!

At this point I shall warn you... I'm a fat guy if you didn't already know!
Bet you thought there was going to be a picture of me... Didn't ya?!

Supper is served!