lameness strikes again! favorite handle material? petrified whale smegma!

HermanKnives · Jul 14, 2000

here wo go again folks. lets all have a contest and see who can ask the dumbest questions that have only been asked at least 50 times already

winner gets my shop sweepings.

L6steel · Jul 14, 2000

If you're in a fight with a 1200 pound kodiak bear, what pocket knife would you wanna have to cut your own throat with???

Tim, are ya gonna mail the sweepins to me or can I come get em?????

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RA Carignan · Jul 14, 2000

Well, what shape bronze axe should one use on a charging, wounded Cape Buffalo. And will it still be sharp afterwards

Rick

totally tactical · Jul 14, 2000

I think we are all ignoring the most important issue and that is self-castration. Would it be a changbenza or changsaw?? The changsaw would have to be custom made of course with 3V teeth and a 5160 bar. The two steels should go together quite nicely

Hugh
aka; 3/16th's

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jeffj · Jul 14, 2000

L6,

If you asked Tim, I think he would choose a Changbenza!

jj

Jake Evans · Jul 14, 2000

Hey Tim are you really entering the Tactical Steak knife making business?

Jake

tom mayo · Jul 15, 2000

If you only had one knife....would that make you Jim Bowie??

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Dr.Lathe · Jul 15, 2000

Tim,
What does petrified whale smegma smell like when you grind it??

Neil

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storyville · Jul 15, 2000

What's the best test for a knife?

Who makes the best survival knife?

Glen

PS -- L6, the best knife for fighting a bear, I've heard and read, is a *dull* knife. It'll hurt less when the bear shoves it up your a** ...!

storyville · Jul 15, 2000

Could somebody tell me about Talonite? Is it good for knives?

Jake Evans · Jul 15, 2000

Perfect question for you Tim...who the hell wants the crap off your floor?

Jake

LRICE · Jul 15, 2000

If ever a thread belonged in the whine and cheese..................................................

I'm sure we've all ask a few questions that someone thought were dumb. I personally like to see what everyone likes.

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indian george · Jul 15, 2000

which way is up? DO I GET THE FLOOR SWEEP'G???

HermanKnives · Jul 15, 2000

neil,
it smells way bad! ewwwww

KenOnion · Jul 15, 2000

Tim,
How would one actually go about collecting fosilised whale smegma?
My vote for lamest post is the "who will make a prototype of my knife cheap"
Or If I talk naughty to my oosic handled hunter will it turn into a bowie?

STIHL · Jul 16, 2000

This here gets my AWARD for LAMO thread of the week!!!

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HermanKnives · Jul 16, 2000

ken,

you should find some washed up on the beaches there. looks pretty rude til you slab it up.

and i know nothing or want to know anything about your oosic

stab1 · Jul 16, 2000

How much whale smegma could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck whale smegma?

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Cthulhu · Jul 17, 2000

Im making a pocket knife out of a cast-iron stove i found, what king of steel is it made out of? and what kind of heat-treat? My friend told me to anneal it to about 75 Rc.

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