OK, so I'm an idiot - and I have the stitches to prove it.
Was driving to work today, and I noticed a bit of extra plastic on the pocket flashlight I carry. No problem! I'll just whip out my faithful Gunting and trim it away. Even as I was doing this, I'm thinking that it would be nasty if I were to slip.
I don't think I need to tell you what happened next. Sliced my left index finger all the way to the bone. Cut a significant blood vessel as well, which was IMMEDIATELY apparent, as the blood quickly began to spurt and run down my arm.
Managed to pull to the side of the road, and pulled out a gauze pad from the small first-aid kit I keep inside the car. Was saturated w/ blood in less than 30 seconds - not good. Added a second - same thing.
Went to the trauma kit in the trunk, and got a large trauma bandage and a roll of Kling gauze. By this time I have blood all over the car, the street, and my clothes. People are definitely slowing down to gawk... Managed to get it to stop running down my arm and got everything wrapped up well enough to drive to the Urgent Care clinic. One look from the front desk, and I got RIGHT in.
Long story short, it took 25 minutes to get the bleeding to stop well enough to put in the four stitches it required. Got a good look at the bone and "innards" of my finger. And got a lecture to be more careful when slicing bagels (OK, so I lied....).
"Hi, my name is James, and I'm an idiot." "HI JAMES!!!"

Was driving to work today, and I noticed a bit of extra plastic on the pocket flashlight I carry. No problem! I'll just whip out my faithful Gunting and trim it away. Even as I was doing this, I'm thinking that it would be nasty if I were to slip.
I don't think I need to tell you what happened next. Sliced my left index finger all the way to the bone. Cut a significant blood vessel as well, which was IMMEDIATELY apparent, as the blood quickly began to spurt and run down my arm.
Managed to pull to the side of the road, and pulled out a gauze pad from the small first-aid kit I keep inside the car. Was saturated w/ blood in less than 30 seconds - not good. Added a second - same thing.
Went to the trauma kit in the trunk, and got a large trauma bandage and a roll of Kling gauze. By this time I have blood all over the car, the street, and my clothes. People are definitely slowing down to gawk... Managed to get it to stop running down my arm and got everything wrapped up well enough to drive to the Urgent Care clinic. One look from the front desk, and I got RIGHT in.
Long story short, it took 25 minutes to get the bleeding to stop well enough to put in the four stitches it required. Got a good look at the bone and "innards" of my finger. And got a lecture to be more careful when slicing bagels (OK, so I lied....).
"Hi, my name is James, and I'm an idiot." "HI JAMES!!!"


