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- Thread starter Duck
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I'm not exactly sure that Outlook can burn in hell, for various reasons:
1) It is a soulless, life-sucking force that never really dies. Therefore it's final destination is the bowels of your Hard drive.
2) It is clearly one of the strongest organisms around right now: Witness that it is one of the biggest spreaders of Viruses known to the 'net, but doesn't seem to suffer from these viruses itself: it therefore must be a carrier. And forgive me for saying so, but anything that can spread that can be a carrier for that much virulent mayhem has to be damn near impossible to kill. Even after running over the CPU with a truck, it will still sit and stew in silent, vengeful patience, for its reincarnation. If it can't die, it can't go to hell.
3) Re-incarnation: IE, every time you use the OEM re-building/re-boot software that is supposed to be used after the hard drive takes a big stinky one, Outlook is there, and gets re-born anew. Perhaps re-incarnation isn't the proper word to use in talking about something that cannot die, but Cloning doesn't really cover it either, since it comes back fully matured and developed.
4) If it doesn't have a soul, cannot be killed, and is the carrier that spreads mayhem, disorder, and enough general badness that it can be essentially considered the harbinger of Cybernetic death and eternal chaos, I can think of only one thing this can mean: Outlook express is the digital Anti-christ. It therefore cannot burn in hell, since hell is essentially its rightful domain, and it's trying to win over as many machines as it can while they are still here.
1) It is a soulless, life-sucking force that never really dies. Therefore it's final destination is the bowels of your Hard drive.
2) It is clearly one of the strongest organisms around right now: Witness that it is one of the biggest spreaders of Viruses known to the 'net, but doesn't seem to suffer from these viruses itself: it therefore must be a carrier. And forgive me for saying so, but anything that can spread that can be a carrier for that much virulent mayhem has to be damn near impossible to kill. Even after running over the CPU with a truck, it will still sit and stew in silent, vengeful patience, for its reincarnation. If it can't die, it can't go to hell.
3) Re-incarnation: IE, every time you use the OEM re-building/re-boot software that is supposed to be used after the hard drive takes a big stinky one, Outlook is there, and gets re-born anew. Perhaps re-incarnation isn't the proper word to use in talking about something that cannot die, but Cloning doesn't really cover it either, since it comes back fully matured and developed.
4) If it doesn't have a soul, cannot be killed, and is the carrier that spreads mayhem, disorder, and enough general badness that it can be essentially considered the harbinger of Cybernetic death and eternal chaos, I can think of only one thing this can mean: Outlook express is the digital Anti-christ. It therefore cannot burn in hell, since hell is essentially its rightful domain, and it's trying to win over as many machines as it can while they are still here.
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Very very ugly how Outlook Express broods in your hard drive, the malevolent little bastard son of the Devil and Microsoft, no matter what you do to get rid of it.
Sometimes you even need it, when you want to read newsgroups. Incredible how Outlook 2000, software that people pay a lot of money for, doesn't include a newsgroup reader, while this ugly, free, unkillable beast does. Outlook 2000 also depends on it to some extent, so to use some features, you have to have Outlook Express.
Sometimes you even need it, when you want to read newsgroups. Incredible how Outlook 2000, software that people pay a lot of money for, doesn't include a newsgroup reader, while this ugly, free, unkillable beast does. Outlook 2000 also depends on it to some extent, so to use some features, you have to have Outlook Express.
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Hey Duck,
Sorry about the Outlook Express thing, I've heard the stories, my wife is a computer teacher.
I am intrigued! Let me know when you get the ability to speak via e-mail again!
I will post on the other forum as well.
Thanks
Leatherman
Sorry about the Outlook Express thing, I've heard the stories, my wife is a computer teacher.
I am intrigued! Let me know when you get the ability to speak via e-mail again!
I will post on the other forum as well.
Thanks
Leatherman
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What is the knife in the pic posted on this thread ? I am very interested....lokks like just what i have been looking for.