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or "You might be a redneck if......"
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my
wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always
had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always
something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out
again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the
grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will
always have a limp.
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and now you know why i am single agin'
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my
wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always
had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always
something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out
again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the
grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will
always have a limp.
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and now you know why i am single agin'
