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Greetings fellow wanna be survivors! (without any bite-marks 
)
(there was a pic here with a bite, but later I found it too gore-ish )
The zombie apocalypse is a real threat as we all know.
Its arrival is imminent so we can not ignore it anymore and must be prepared. irate:
This is a little something to help the wanderers and scavengers of the new, scorched world, where a regular machete just isn't enough. With this little baby one can withstand countless waves of brainless monsters and flesh ripping carcasses, but also bash and bring down fortified doors or even walls if an escape route is needed or that's the only thing between you and the long awaited Twinkie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie#mediaviewer/File:Hostess-Twinkies-Box-Small.jpg
So here's the deal!
An all-steel 15-17 mm thick skullspliter, with a total length of 47 cm and an inhuman, brutal 2700 grams of 5160, forged out of one piece of solid material :O cleverly equipped with a useful spike, designed for those cases when a clean cut has NO meaning 8)
The paracord wrapping gives a secure grip, which comes in any color (till your choice is olive
LOL )
So please be careful and don't be this guy:
Thanks for watching and wish you a happy Apocalypse!
)(there was a pic here with a bite, but later I found it too gore-ish )
The zombie apocalypse is a real threat as we all know.
Its arrival is imminent so we can not ignore it anymore and must be prepared. irate:
This is a little something to help the wanderers and scavengers of the new, scorched world, where a regular machete just isn't enough. With this little baby one can withstand countless waves of brainless monsters and flesh ripping carcasses, but also bash and bring down fortified doors or even walls if an escape route is needed or that's the only thing between you and the long awaited Twinkie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie#mediaviewer/File:Hostess-Twinkies-Box-Small.jpg
So here's the deal!
An all-steel 15-17 mm thick skullspliter, with a total length of 47 cm and an inhuman, brutal 2700 grams of 5160, forged out of one piece of solid material :O cleverly equipped with a useful spike, designed for those cases when a clean cut has NO meaning 8)
The paracord wrapping gives a secure grip, which comes in any color (till your choice is olive
LOL )
So please be careful and don't be this guy:
Thanks for watching and wish you a happy Apocalypse!
