Let your wife look!

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So, I am sure this post will not qualify for points but if your like me it may come in handy.

Saturday evening after the big KCI Gun & Knife show, I get home and decide to mow the 5.5 acres of grass around the home. Let's see if I'm ready, zero turn...check, ear plugs...check, can of cope...check, BK14 on TDI clip...check. Then the fun begins. 2. 75 hours later, I'm done. Time to put everything away, zero turn...cleaned up and parked, ear plugs...washed up for re-use, can of cope...still with me, BK14 on TDI clip...

DAMN! And no where to be seen. :grumpy:

Again, if your like me, picture anger, sadness, irritation and high anxiety. I hate loosing my keys but my Eskabar, tha's unthinkable. So I initiate a search grid in the dark and with flashlight in hand I go to searching. I check all the places I got off to, well check on things.

At 0130 I give up but plan to resume the search in the AM.

Move ahaead seven hours and of course it's raining. However, I'm "saddling up" for the S&R. Then as Fortune would have it the wife and I spot a great Dane dodging traffic down the road by the chicken farmers spread. She grabs her leash and like a rocket is off for another canine rescue. Meanwhile, with preps finished I exit the front door to seek out my little lost knife.

I meet the wife on the porch with the pooch in tow. He was hungry, I know because he wanted to eat my foot. THEN, she reaches out me and hands me a knife. Yep, it's my modded 14, wet, cold and in dire need of immediate attention.

Her response: "All that for a knife". Well, imperinance aside, I hugged & kissed her and thanked her profusely. Now, after this pathetic little tale of woe you may be asking yourself, "What the hell does this have to do with anything"?.

There is a morel to the story. It is this this:

Loose a Becker...let your wife find it. She finds everything else you loose or hide!
 
Lose is the word I believe you are looking for. Glad you found your knife. The women that love us sure do come in handy sometimes.
 
Glad to hear everything turned out well despite the tribulation you went through. My wife would have said... here we go again.
 
Lose is the word I believe you are looking for. Glad you found your knife. The women that love us sure do come in handy sometimes.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You can't even wait until the end to correct him.....it had to be the first thing out of your mouth.




That is a bummer that you lost it, but it's sweet that your wife found it. I'm sure if that happened to me my wife would have thrown it farther into the darkness. :D
 
morel is a fungus :)

i lost a throwing knife the other day. turfed itself invisible. went and got the star trek grade metal detector. turns out the ground has a lot of junk lead, but also BAE was jamming me (radar facility).

so, i got out the wand - better than tsa has... that worked great. essentially, it's the ultimate pipe/stud finder.

next week: the becker speeling contest :)
 
Women are good for all kinds of things. I'll add knife finder down near the bottom. :D

Moose
 
Dang it!
I knew there was something i wanted to do Saturday!
I missed the KCI show -- and they were giving away free pocket knives and boxes of .22lr ammo from 8-2!
arrgh!
so, see anything good? Prices getting back to reasonable?
 
Glad to hear you got your knife back.

It is true my wife finds everything I lose....
 
Dang it!
I knew there was something i wanted to do Saturday!
I missed the KCI show -- and they were giving away free pocket knives and boxes of .22lr ammo from 8-2!
arrgh!
so, see anything good? Prices getting back to reasonable?

Yep, some cool stuff. I was there all day working with a friend of mine and we had a really good day! You know how it is at the KCI show. The deals were there, as long as you looked carefully. There was one knife dealer with Beckers, his prices were a bit high on the large knives. There may have been more folks there with BKT's but I did not have much time to look, again we were busy.

I did pick up a M1899 Savage (circa 1915). Love it!

Now that the 14 is back in my hands I have ditched the TDI clip. It may work for some but I find it unreliable with my work around the property. I cord wraped the sheath, jimped the spine and it once again rides in my pocket. I will attempt to post pics in the next few days as time permits. Hopefully I can update the BK9 clearing locust trees, de-thorning, limbing, etc. It was a blast. I have pics of it, kind of a blow by blow effort. Pics will come with that as well.

BTW, the free pocket knives were junk.
 
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