Let's Define BeckerHead

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Wallbright

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I was doing some browsing today and saw that both Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia do not have accurate BeckerHead definitions.

UD defines a BeckerHead as:

noun. Someone who believes or follows the teachings of Fox News Channel's conservative commentator Glenn Beck. Derives from peckerhead and dickhead. In context, someone who a) is ignorant of the subject at hand and b) follows or agrees with Beck anyway. First heard on MSNBC's "Countdown with Keith Olbermann"
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Wikipedia doesn't even have a page for BeckerHead.

I say we change this! So this thread is devoted to making an Urban Dictionary entry and a Wikipedia page that have the correct definition of a BeckerHead.

How would you define a BeckerHead?

Who's up for the task of making the pages?
 
This is my definition.


BeckerHead (noun): An individual who is a knife enthusiast of, but not limited to, Becker Knife and Tool and KaBar. Hobbies include bushcraft, hiking, practice of making traps and snares for small game, the practice of making camp fires using a ferro rod and/or bow and drill or other methods that do not require matches or a lighter, building of shelters composed of natural material, and the discussion of knives.

Did you see that guy with that knife strapped to his thigh on the trail? I saw him building a lean-to shelter, and start a fire using a bow-and-drill. He must be a BeckerHead

Please add and/or elaborate. haha
 
Noun. One who devotes his or her time to enjoying the creations from the mind of Ethan Becker, and promoting the brand to those less fortunate who have not yet discovered the value and quality of the black knives. May also be a bit salty and off colour in tongue, and may or may not insult you or themself at one time or another. Internet connection and pictures are a requirement as well.

Synonyms: america, moose, biscuit, trade, Derek, ark, nix, dubz, bladeite, cap'n, Oregon, flexxx, murph, brl, 1066vik among many others

Antonyms: esee, flexxx, camillus, china, bear grylls
 
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Funny you bring this up. Just last week, or was it the week before, I was looking at wikipedia to see if Ethan Becker and/or Becker Knife and Tool was on there. Neither were. I didn't quite feel like enough of an authority on either to start the topic.
 
rokclmb said:
Funny you bring this up. Just last week, or was it the week before, I was looking at wikipedia to see if Ethan Becker and/or Becker Knife and Tool was on there. Neither were. I didn't quite feel like enough of an authority on either to start the topic.
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Same here on that part. Which is why hopefully we can all collectively make the pages. :thumbup:
 
I'm still trying to get them to recognize my definition of e-hung.
 
when they have a definition of your benefactor, bladite, we'll talk :)
 
clich said:
Noun. One who devotes his or her time to enjoying the creations from the mind of Ethan Becker, and promoting the brand to those less fortunate who have not yet discovered the value and quality of the black knives. May also be a bit salty and off colour in tongue, and may or may not insult you or themself at one time or another. Internet connection and pictures are a requirement as well.

Synonyms: america, moose, biscuit, trade, Derek, ark, MWTIC(Nix), dubz, bladeite, cap'n, Oregon, flexxx, murph, brl, 1066vik among many others

Antonyms: esee, flexxx, camillus, china, bear grylls
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Someone go update wiki with this definition. It's pretty much right one!
 
Beckerhead (noun): someone who spends Entirely way too much if not all of his/her money on BK&T products as well as spends 110% of his/her time thinking and or talking about BK&T products. Also ones wife/husband will most likely nag and or yell upon BK&T product arrival.

PS. I am proud to be a BeckerHead! :D
 
Murphnuge said:
May wanna check with the big guy first to make sure he is ok with us dabbling in his online bio.
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He'd be tickled pink. He trusts us and besides he's got like 8 other businesses he's running. Ok I made up the number 8, but It'd totally stroke his ego.
 
clich said:
Noun. One who devotes his or her time to enjoying the creations from the mind of Ethan Becker, and promoting the brand to those less fortunate who have not yet discovered the value and quality of the black knives. May also be a bit salty and off colour in tongue, and may or may not insult you or themself at one time or another. Internet connection and pictures are a requirement as well.

Synonyms: america, moose, biscuit, trade, Derek, ark, nix, dubz, bladeite, cap'n, Oregon, flexxx, murph, brl, 1066vik among many others

Antonyms: esee, flexxx, camillus, china, bear grylls
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LOL very good....
 
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