Lets Help Osama Bin Laden

Kendo

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hi there all i had a thought lets help out mr bin laden,he seems like such a nice fellow,and his organisation al queda.
my idea was to send him a presentation khuk with a nice homeing chip in the handle. so he wont lack for company over there in afghanistan.
i am sure sarge and friends would gladly drop in on him. he he.
seriously though i just dont understand why he hasant been caught yet ??? what with all the allies lookin for him you would think he would be in jail by now ?? HERES HOPIN HE WILL BE IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS.
 
the hole Saddam dug for him to stand in wasn't deep enough....
 
hollowdweller said:
Maybe pretty hard when he's rich.

Maybe harder if he's dead.

What I can't figure out is this:

The guy's got millions of bucks. Prior to the assault on Tora Bora he had his ugly mug on the news every week in a video showing him doing his terrorist head honcho thing.

Now since Tora Bora, all we get are questionable audio tapes of the guy. So, what, he suddenly can't afford a $50 cam corder???

I have long thought it wouldn't surprise me if he got pancaked with one of those huge mamma jamma fuel air explosive cave-buster bombs.

If it were me, and the strongest most powerful nation on earth had missed killing me time and again, I'd be sending out a new video every week demonstrating to all my supporters and almost-supporters that I am alive and well.

But instead, audio tapes that people argue over.

I'll tell you what else - if I were in charge of the US counter-terror ops department and I knew we had killed Osama, I'd keep that a secret. I'd use that information to flush some more of those rats out of their holes and then snag them or kill them.

Don
 
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