t1mpani
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...seeing as how my FSH (probably since it hasn't been allowed to feed on any targets for a couple of weeks) decided to repay my neglect with a little bit of a love bite this afternoon, as I was cleaning some things up. I don't know if it was just a temporary motor response failure or what, but my right hand just freakin' let go of it while I was doing a little work with a kitchen steel. Not wanting to see the potentially horrible results of this knife's edge striking a (sigh) cutting board, my left hand self-sacrificingly darted to intervene and managed to put two of its fingers in the way--index and middle. The index took only a marginal hit, whereas the middle absorbed most of the impact. Nice DEEP cut which somehow managed to completely miss the tendon, but may have hit the bone--I really don't know. I do know that once the bleeding stopped, my index finger snuggled happily into a little bandaid and seems good as new, whereas the middle is turning all sorts of interesting hues--simple bruising, I think. Cut looked kind of meaty but I called a friend over to administer the magic superglue and it seems to be holding together. The last time I had a deep flesh wound of this type I went to the emergency room, and was charged $260.00 for a doctor to look at it, say "Yep, you cut yourself." and then have a nurse glue it closed and wrap it---so I figured I had all the expertise I needed. 
Anyway, the wisdom I offer--and it's truly the kind of deep insight which can only come from experience--is when a sharp and massively heavy knife is falling and about to strike a wooden board whose sole purpose in life is to absorb descending knife blades...go ahead and let it fall.

Anyway, the wisdom I offer--and it's truly the kind of deep insight which can only come from experience--is when a sharp and massively heavy knife is falling and about to strike a wooden board whose sole purpose in life is to absorb descending knife blades...go ahead and let it fall.
