LMS will need a guard [painful pics]

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Cyan

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So there was I lurking in the forest guarding my beloved lady as we encountered a wild fridge near the road [common view in Eastern Europe]. It didn't see us so I decided to attack first with a reverse grip stab in the belly. This was to be a quick wasy to dispatch this hideous monster with a single blow. Done that many times before...
... but never in gloves!

I did manage to pierce the fridge named Minsk [ancient bulletproof soviet machinery! true legend!] but my hand slipped on the blade.

Results: 2.5 h surgery, tenomyotomy [two tendons sliced...] lots of pain and blood! Even more to come, my right hand is disabled, there will be a long rehab and such, not mentionings those exams I was suppose to do this week :) the doctor said that my little finger probably will never fully recover but hery, WAR IS HELL!! :eek:

Anyway here's the pics to warn the hogs! :eek:

right after the operation:
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A break in the middle of surgery = good photos :thumbup:

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NO PAIN NO GAIN!! post-soviet style surgery! :D ;)

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Conclusions:

- next version of mean street should have a decent guard!
- got to get me a SJ tac for those fridge hunts!
- typing with only left hand is slooow, only for hogs I do that!

YOWZA!!!
 
no drinks for me now, i'm on a heavy antibiotic. never understimate the power of stupidity! get a serious weapon for a serious battle!

Porkgunner: who's gonna defend the civilians from the fridge threat if I won't?:confused:
 
Cool story! You should've just poured some Stolichnaya on it and pressed on!
 
Wow, that sucks dude! I wouldn't worry about it, I'm sure you'll recover just fine......the doctors always give you the worst case scenario.
 
stolicznaja is for my russian brothers, i drink whisky and absinth ;)

Matteo, I hope you're right!
 
what we use for fridge's in idaho....

hope you heal fast and are ready for the 2nd extravaganza next week!



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no breaks yet! thats when the new Velociraptor will be shown. :cool:

"Velociraptor had strong jaws with rows of bladed teeth. These, in combination with large claws on their forelimbs and sickle-shaped talons on the second toe gave them some impressive weaponry."

you have to learn to heal some other time if you're going to compete with the real HOGS:thumbup: :cool:
 
idahoskunk said:
what we use for fridge's in idaho....

hope you heal fast and are ready for the 2nd extravaganza next week!



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Now you have done it Skunker, everybody who has been thirsting for an SFNO knows you have a mighty pretty one there.
 
yep... sfno is the one of the favourites in the quest for the ultimate fridge hunter, first one is SJTAC :]
 
Note to self: Only stab refridgerators when they're not looking.

2nd note to self: Pick up a Velociraptor.
 
well thats a gonna make a nice scar atleast :D , shame about the rehab:thumbdn:

hope you heal fast and are ready for the 2nd extravaganza next week!
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omg, another 1... is this a hint for a extracompanystorevanganza??:p some of those heavy hearts i read things about, your secret is save with me ;)

btw thats a mighty nice sfno
 
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