Found this from my girlfriend tonight when I got home from work. She had written this !!!
ODE TO THE E.D.C.
I love you EDC
And great you will always be
So I write this poem
Just so you are knowin'
How much you mean to me.
When walking in the woods
Tip-toeing around dog turds
I reach for my pocket
Your blade, I unlock it
And we swipe through the foliage like we should.
You're equally useful at home
I continually flick you when I'm on the phone
You slice through thick card
Your so cool and hard
With you I am never alone.
So knifey, this, the end of my tale
I will never advertise you for sale
You'll soon have more mates
ZT have dropped their rates
And another ones due in the mail.
Thought this was really funny and proves she is taking an interest too !!
ODE TO THE E.D.C.
I love you EDC
And great you will always be
So I write this poem
Just so you are knowin'
How much you mean to me.
When walking in the woods
Tip-toeing around dog turds
I reach for my pocket
Your blade, I unlock it
And we swipe through the foliage like we should.
You're equally useful at home
I continually flick you when I'm on the phone
You slice through thick card
Your so cool and hard
With you I am never alone.
So knifey, this, the end of my tale
I will never advertise you for sale
You'll soon have more mates
ZT have dropped their rates
And another ones due in the mail.
Thought this was really funny and proves she is taking an interest too !!