Lost and found knives and a moral quandary

r8shell

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I have a habit of emptying my pockets onto the nightstand, and very seldom do I lose a knife. On a few occasions I've left one in my jeans pocket, but it's no problem since I've learned to check all pockets when I do laundry. (few things worse than lipstick in a dryer) My point is, when one of my knives went missing, it was odd, but I assumed I'd misplaced it and it would turn up soon. When a few days later, another went missing, I was concerned. Either I was losing my mind or one of my family members or close friends was a thief.

It seems that both things are true.

Here is my cat Echo, in one of her favorite spots: under the leaves of a sago palm plant in my yard. She will nap in its shade on a warm day, and enjoy its cover as a hunting blind, convinced one day a squirrel will stroll by.



Every once in a while, she will carry one of her catnip mouse toys there to play with outside. It's no big deal if they get lost, I buy them for a buck a dozen at the store. With the early spring weather of cool mornings and warm afternoons, Echo has been very playful and spends more time outdoors.

Here's where things get weird: This morning, I was sitting on the porch, watching her roll around in the dirt, playing with something. I strolled over to see what she had caught or found and I saw this:



Along with a catnip toy were my missing Queen Congress and Peanut. Apparently she stole them from my nightstand and carried them outside to play with? Like all cats, she will sometimes knock something off a table and bat it around on the floor, but taking them outside is pretty strange.

Here's where it gets even weirder. The third knife in the picture is not mine. I have never seen it before!
A vintage Queen City stamped equal end jack. This thing is noticeably heavier than a Peanut, so I'm surprised she could manage to pick it up in her mouth, let alone carry it around. It crossed my mind that it had been dropped in my yard, maybe a long time ago, but there is no rust on it.





Could one of my neighbors be letting her inside their house, or perhaps she's going through a cat door unbeknownst to the residents, and stealing knives? I'm in a quandary as to what to do. Do I knock on all my neighbor's doors and ask them if they are missing a knife? I'm afraid of what they would think of me. Do I keep it? Do I hope she brings more? That just doesn't seem morally right.

My goodness, it is a nice knife, though. What would you do?
 
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Wow! Absolutely incredible. My mind is blown, and I'm not sure what I would do, other than keep one eye on Echo at all times lol.:thumbup:
 
That's funny, R8shell! Your cat seems to share your interest in pocket knives! :) It doesn't look like it's been in the elements for very long. The next time that you talk with the neighbors, you could tell them that your cat found a pocket knife and ask if it belongs to them. I'd just store the knife out of reach of your knife collecting cat until then. ;) Maybe wipe down the metal parts with a rag damp with mineral oil if it takes a while to find the owner.
 
Obviously, you and your cat have been together long enough that you're starting to share interests!! :eek:
Do you find some of those catnip toys in your pockets at the end of the day?? ;)
You can't have a hunter cat roaming the neighborhood bringing home unattended pocket knives. Since your cat has 4 legs, you're gonna have to enroll her in a 24-step program to free her of the folder addiction! :D

- GT
 
I don't see how you could go about finding the owner. Maybe carry it around, and when you see a neighbor hold it up and wink. See how they react.
 
I know how you feel, though. I once got two Cokes out of a machine for the price of one, and had to give the extra one away.
Maybe put it in the church poor-box.
The knife that is; I gave the Coke to a colleague.
 
I collect knives, but my wife collects cats. Ok, she tolerates my knife collecting, and we both like cats. Of the four cats that we serve, two of them enjoy gathering and exchanging small gifts. We have seen them in action. They are selective. Luckily for me, they find my wife's jewelry is the most convenient form of exchange. They have not successfully moved on to larger items. I did see one dragging a scout knife off to her lair by the bail once, so I will take steps that they do not see this post, but cost in the jewelry department has seemed no object. Echo has quite a talent for lifting, and good taste in cutlery!
 
I've been a cat person all my life (see these eyes so red) and I've never known a cat to act like a pack-rat. Shoki used to leave red squirrel haunches on the doormat, and Clive once dragged a supermarket chicken up the driveway, but we never had one appropriate personal effects. Interesting.

I hope the human race lasts long enough for anthropologists to speculate about the religious significance of all those red squirrel haunches buried around the Norway maple.
 
;)

You guys laugh but I made the mistake of playing with my cat with the lanyards/fobs on some folders, she especially likes the monkeyfists because they're the perfect size for her to grab. Well I too really did catch my cat stealing one of my knives, she was dragging it across the living room flppr with the bead from the leather fob in her mouth.

Worst thing I ever did, now I catch her with her head in my BOB all the time lookin for a monkey fist or lanyard to play with. Oh tip for cat owners, don't encourage your cat to chase flashlight beams especially the super bright focused beam LEDs, they're too similar to headlight beams and I've had cats in the past that were outside/inside cats go running down the road chasing the bright spot in the road. I never lost a cat that way but we came close. :eek:
 
OK Rachel, you are not fooling me today! :eek: April Fools!! :D

Mark, did you fall for r8shell's What-A-Knife/What-A-Burger April Fools prank a couple of years ago, like I did?
I sent her a PM this morning before my first post here that I wasn't falling for it THIS year (although she did have me going for a minute :o).
Great story, though! :thumbup:

- GT
 
Mark, did you fall for r8shell's What-A-Knife/What-A-Burger April Fools prank a couple of years ago, like I did?
I sent her a PM this morning before my first post here that I wasn't falling for it THIS year (although she did have me going for a minute :o).
Great story, though! :thumbup:

- GT

Yep :D
 
You got us with the What a Knife giveaway last year too right?

This one is believable because knives are like catnip to me too.
 
Had me going! I'll blame it on not having enough coffee yet! Too funny!
 
Excellent, Rachel. :D I was about to show my wife because we had a dog once that would steal potted plants from the neighborhood and drag them home. I also haven't had enough coffee, yet :)
 
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