Machete dog

I support this. Does he guard your property?

But I must know, what happens when the dog comes running at your shins with the blade out sideways?
Or the dog bites the blade and cuts his mouth?

On second thought this might not be the best idea.
 
he's my guard pup. I'm thinking of renaming him Slasher, or just Machete
 
I'd call him Chopper and send him down to the lower 40 to clear that fence along the creek.
(that or send him after a herd of cats)
 
I think he hack these off of a deer this morning with his machete.

 
Musta been hungry if that's all that's Left.
Rex guards my horn/antler cabinet - Has his eyeball on a moose shovel and even growls at me when I pull it out. Sure can't leave the doors open and am glad it's a steel cabinet.
 
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