Making your knife more "sheeple friendly"

[Jedi Knife]

One thing we can do is put US flags on as much of the knife as possible, with red/white/blue colorings a plus. Please don't get me wrong now, I hold true patriotism in high esteem, but of course, the true patriots aren't the ones trying to confiscate your property "for your own good". The object here would be to appeal to those who are now associating the United States flag with the murder of thousands of US civilians, instead of any real respect for our Constitutional republic. When the sheeple try to take your patriotically decorated knife away, you can really get indignant about it, maybe they would understand carrying a patriotically decorated knife as a "fashion statement", instead of (heaven forbid) actually in case you needed to cut something with it.

JK