Mall Ninja Covert Ops

[RobbW]

If you have some time and are in need of a good laugh, check out these Mall Ninja chains:

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?p=680047

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?p=1433742

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?p=1435292

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=117745

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?p=1451174

Read them in order to get the continuous story. My favorite lines are:

"My 2 hours of class room instruction kicked in like a well oiled machine."

I reassured her of my abilities by showing her how a professional takes a knee to the groin."

"As I writhe in pain on the ground, I would appear to the untrained eye to have lost control of my bladder. But in reality, this is a clever ruse to lure the predator to the trap."

 

[Esav Benyamin]

But in reality, this is a clever ruse to lure the predator to the trap.

Incredible! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(See ya in W&C!)​

 

[Royo]

Too freakin funny

 

[Tiewas]

"I sprang easily to my feet within two minutes or less."

"I threw my groin into her knee."

I think the last was the funniest the black tactical depends was hilarious along with the tactical poo.

 

[akjon]

My favorite line from another mall ninja thread:

"If Plan A is taking multiple .308 rounds in the back, you need a Plan B!"