Marked my ZTNO and ....

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wetdog1911

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It marked me back. After reading responses to RangerR's question on the NO and my user being sidelined with Blade Babe and Shaggi's lip prints on it I decided to finally use the beautiful ZTNO that I got from Skunk. For it's first use I was going to cut up a 8# ham to make Lima bean soup. That thing was cutting like nobodys business and I was down to trimming the meat close to the bone when my wife walked into the kitchen unnoticed to get a beer. Well, she sneezed and the NO marked me by taking off a bit of the tip of my finger!:eek: :eek: Did I mention the Zero Edge is VERY sharp? Long story short... Got the bleeding stopped after awhile, marked the ZTNO as a user, it marked me as it's user and the soup got made although with some 'special' seasonings not normally used.;) ;)

Rob
 
hmmm... an unruly NO and a sneaky wife who's into the beer. This isn't good Wet. If you let this continue you could be facing losing some parts that are more valuable than a finger tip. Are you sure the whole thing wasn't a set up? You know... the wife sneaking around to check your awareness level and then distracting you to give the NO a chance to strike? Scary my friend.... scary.:eek:

I think that you should send the NO north for some house breaking. You can keep the wife.:D
 
Now Les you know that my wife is from Alaska (Ladd AF base) so perhaps I should keep the NO down here and send her up to check out your beer locker.:eek: :D.

Rob
 
So your wife sneaked into the kitchen to get BEER?!! That´s ground for divorce right there!!:eek: That she tried to make you jump while fondling your NO, is just down right EVIL!!:mad:
That she then let you prepare dinner after loosing a pint of blod and almost a finger.... If you play it right you might end up with all the money for INFI you can wish for...ehh.. -well almost all the money you can wish for...hmmm.. -some cash for a knife!!:rolleyes: :p ;)
I would love to taste that lima bean soup!!:p

Take care of you and your wife, I´m sure she´s worth all the money (and beer;) ) in the world...
ALIass
 
Originally posted by The Porcupine
Well Rob....Just be happy you didn't cut more off!:eek:
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Especially now that the NO has a taste for the good stuff:D
 
Thanks for the offer Rob but... I keep the wimmins as far from my gagrage, my tactical shed, and my beer vault as possible. Especially the ones from Alaska and/or the ones who have had enough close contact with you to really get mean. That's a recipe for disaster.:eek: :p
 
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