Marriage comparison... Why not lol

[KnifeAddictAK]

Figured maybe this would be fun... Who knows till you try right?
What would you compare a marriage too? For me, it would be a folder.

When you first get it, it's truly amazing. Beautiful grinds, excellent fit and finish, etc. Then after a while, you notice it needs a better edge, some oil, a little lube and maybe a reprofile. Some of the things you can change and add, others you just learn to live with. If I ever get a wife, I want her to be like a Swamp Rat Rat trap. Utilitarian in design, sleeks, smooth operation, firm lock up, sharp....


Don't ask... I'm sitting here eatin' chicken, had a random thought and decided to share it :footinmou

 

[MikeH]

Marriage like a Rat Trap, hmmmmm? Top 10 ways:

10. You're proud to take her out and show her off.

9. Sas plenty of curve in the right places.

8. She's easy to get into action.

7. She's ready for action anytime.

6. By the time that the cosmetics start to go, she has been so handy to
have around that you won't trade her in for the newer models.

5. She can be useful in a variety of positions.

4. You have to handle her carefully or you're going to bleed.

3. She is equally at home in the 'wild" or with domestic chores.

2. She's fun to play with.

And the number one reason marriage should ideally be like a Rat Trap:

1. She very seldom needs stropping.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Keep it up, guys, and your wives will be telling you, "Hey, you've got me -- you don't need all those knives."

 

[Yahmanin]

My watch (which was a wedding present, btw).
No idea how to operate it, but stuff definitely happens when I push the buttons.
It's expensive to maintain.
Sometimes it's heavy as heck, but most times it's just a comfortable weight I'm hardly aware of.
It's got a couple miles on it, but it's still a beauty.
I still admire other beautiful watches, but I wouldn't trade this one in for the world .

 

[Stockman]

If I ever get a wife, I want her to be like a Swamp Rat Rat trap.

My first wife was just like my Rat Trap -
1. "Always into my pocket"
2. "Liked to be fondled by all who saw her."

 

[Cindy Denning]

You have to get creative.

 

[Stockman]

You have to get creative.

You don't actualy eat that gunk!
My ex didn't need hamburger helper - it was more of a self serve drive through and the cars were all lined up.

 

[Mellow Chaos]

My wife is a small, classic, Damascus Sebenza with wood inlay!

 

[Mike G]

My wife is a pain in the ***.

I like that Stroganoff Hamburger Helper. Cheeseburger Mac is good as well.

 

[Ryan8]

My wife is a small, classic, Damascus Sebenza with wood inlay!

Like (( insulting family members is inappropriate in the Community Center )) in other words?



(( Edited to avoid flamewars and the transfer of the entire thread to another forum, Wisely & Carefully. -- Esav Benyamin ))